Appetizers
Nachos
$8.50
A healthy portion of corn chips topped with our cheese sauce, black olives, sour cream, jalapenos, salsa and avocado spread. Add chicken, pork, carne asada or field roast.
Hummus Plate
$8.50
Fresh homemade hummus, pita bread, cucumber, tomato, pepperoncini and red onion.
Chips and Salsa
$5.00
Need we say anything more? We make our salsa fresh daily.
Quesadilla
8.95
Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos the works! Add carne asada, chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili.
$Soup And Chili
Veggie Chili
$4.50
Said to be the best this side of the duwamish. Served with green onions and grated cheddar cheese.
Frito Pie
$7.25
A meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of fritos. Topped with onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream. Dee-lish!
Meat Chili
4.50
Said to be the best this side of the Duwamish. Served with green onions and grated cheddar cheese.
$Sandwiches
All sandwiches come with your choice of: potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw.Taylor Street Italian Sandwich
$10.95
A generous portion of coppa, genoa salami, ham and provolone cheese topped with lettuce, oil and vinegar, oregano, mayo and giardiniera. Served on a toasted french roll.
Club Pants Sandwich
$10.95
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on 3 slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread.
Firecracker Sandwich
$10.75
Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll with lettuce, onion, tomatoand mayo.
Flipper Sandwich
$10.50
Our house made tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough.
Veggie Sub Sandwich
$10.25
A toasted French roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! Lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, monterey jack cheese and hummus.
Gringa Sandwich
$10.75
Our succulent pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.
Chicago Italian Beef Sandwich
$10.75
Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house roasted beef served on Italian and topped with sweet peppers and giardiniera and dipped.
Chickenhawk Sandwich
$10.75
Sliced chicken breast grilled with Barbeque sauce then topped with monterey jack cheese, red onion and bacon.
Deluxe Grilled Cheese Sandwich
$9.25
Avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough.
Falcone Sandwich
$10.75
Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce and mayo. Served on a French roll.
Pit Boss Sandwich
$10.75
Savory ham, smoked bacon and Swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and pepperoncini. Served on a toasted french roll with mayo.
B.E.L.T. Sandwich
$10.25
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
Scamp Sandwich
$10.50
Lean ham grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion.
French Dip Sandwich
$10.75
Thinly sliced roast beef and Swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted french roll with homemade au jus.
Turkey and Avocado Sandwich
$10.75
Grilled turkey with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.
West Loop Meatball Sandwich
$10.75
4 homemade meatballs on a french roll topped with our marinara and mozzarella.
MS. Piggy Sandwich
$10.75
Slow roasted succulent porkand grilled onions topped with slaw, monterey jack cheese and our Barbeque sauce. Served on a toasted french roll.
Thunderbird Sandwich
$9.75
Breaded and seasoned chicken breast smothered in mozzarella and our marinara on a french roll.
Troublemaker Sandwich
$10.75
Sliced chicken breast, grilled with onion, monterey jack cheeseand bacon. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and trouble sauce.
Lil' Brat Sandwich
$10.75
With turkey, corned beef, or field roast. A classic reuben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, Swiss cheese and classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye.
Lil' Philly Sandwich
10.75
Rich roast beef or chicken breast, grilled with onions, peppers and Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.
$Breakfast Burritos
All burritos served with hash browns.Lobito
$7.95
A flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, cheese and black beans topped with topped with salsa, sour cream and avocado spread.
El Bandido
$8.50
Spicy marinated chicken and pinto beans mix it up with scrambled eggs and cheese and find them in a hot flour tortilla topped with sour cream and salsa.
El Tigre
$9.25
Carne asada, pinto beans, scrambled eggs and cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and served wet with our homemade green sauce topped with sour cream.
Matador
8.50
Chorizo or field roast Mexican chipotle sausage ride along with scrambled eggs, cheese and salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with sour cream and green onions.
$Specialties
Biscuits and Gravy
$8.25
Served with 2 eggs and hash browns.
Chilaquiles Verdes
$8.95
Two eggs any style, carne asada, homemade green sauce and corn tortillas topped with sour cream, red onion and queso fresco.
Fast Break Sandwich
$6.50
3 scrambled eggs topped with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion and our house special trouble maker sauce. Served on a French roll.
Tex Hex
$8.95
A bed of chili topped with 3 scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos. Served with hash browns and toast.
Monte Cristo
$8.75
Turkey, ham and American- Swiss cheese on french toast. Served with hash browns.
The Hustler
$8.75
Rich, creamy and smooth. 2 poached eggs, ham and hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.
Troublemaker Pileup
$8.95
Chicken grilled with onions and topped with monterey jack cheese and bacon. Served over a pile of scrambled eggs and hash browns. Served with a side of troublemaker sauce.
Eggs in a Basket
$7.95
A classic! 2 eggs fried in the center of toast. Served with hash browns and beans.
Eggs Florentine
$8.50
Split English muffin topped with spinach, tomato, poached eggs and hollandaise. Served with hash browns.
3 Eggs Any Style
$6.95
Served with hash browns, baked beans and toast.
Eggs Benedict
$8.95
Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs and hollandaise. Served with hash browns.
Corned Beef Hash
$8.95
Homemade with garlic, onions and green peppers. Served with 2 eggs, hash browns and toast.
Huevos Panteros
7.95
Scrambled eggs with corn tortilla chips, cheese and salsa. Topped with sour cream and green onions. Served with hash browns.
$Greens
The Chopper
$9.95
Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato and our tiptop dressing.
Taco Salad
$9.95
Mixed greens tossed with our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. Topped with chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa and black olives.
Chicken Caesar
$9.95
Mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, chicken, garlic, croutons and our zesty caesar dressing.
Garden Salad
$7.50
Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.
Chef's Salad
9.95
Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with ham or turkey, Swiss , cheddar cheese and hard boiled egg.
$Omelettes
All omelettes served with hash browns and toast.Comet
$8.50
3 eggs, ham or morning star veggie sausage, onions, garlic, bell peppers topped with cheddar - monterey blend.
Rapide
$8.25
3 eggs, spinach, onion, mushroom and tomato topped with parmesan cheese.
Black Shadow
8.95
3 eggs, sausage, ham, bacon and cheese topped with sour cream and green onion.
$Scrambles
All scrambles served with hash browns and toast.Pantah
$8.50
Breakfast sausage, onions and mushrooms are sauteed and combined with 3 eggs and topped with parmesan.
Stornello
$8.50
Field roast Mexican chipotle sausage, tomatoes and onions are topped with queso fresco and green onions.
Lodolo
8.25
Tofu seasoned with curry, soy sauce and spices combined with tomatoes, onion, spinach, green peppers and mushrooms.
$Sides
Beans
$2.50
Avocado
$1.50
Hash Browns
$2.50
Egg
$1.75
Bacon
$2.50
Ham
$2.50
Toast
$2.00
Link Sausage
$2.50
Morning Star Sausage
$3.00
Sour Cream
$1.50
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