Brunch
Rapide Scramble
$10.95
Three eggs, sausage, spinach, onion, mushroom, tomato, and parmesan cheese. Served with hash browns and toast.
Troublemaker Pileup
$10.95
Grilled chicken with onions, bacon, and jack cheese on a bed of scrambled eggs. Served with a side of hash browns and Trouble sauce that is!
Matador Breakfast Burrito
$10.50
Scrambled eggs, chorizo or field roast Mexican chipotle sausage, cheddar, sour cream, and fresh avocado rolled into a flour tortilla and topped with homemade salsa verde. Served with hash browns.
Breakfast Tacos
$10.50
Marinated carne asada and scrambled eggs fill two flour tortillas and get finished off with homemade fire-roasted tomato salsa, jack cheese, and fresh avocado. Served with hash browns.
Corned Beef Hash
$10.95
Savory house roasted corned beef with garlic, onion, peppers, potatoes, and two eggs. Served with toast.
Poblano Benedict
$10.50
Split English muffin topped with fresh avocado, queso fresco, poached eggsand our house roasted poblano pepper sauce. Served with hash browns.
Biscuits and Gravy (Sausage or Mushroom)
$10.25
Two homemade buttermilk biscuits topped with our scratch made gravy and two eggs.
South Side Spuds
$6.95
Yukon gold potatoes, apples, onion, garlic, and cheddar cheese.
Pulled Pork Omelet
$10.95
Three eggs, slow roasted pork, and cheddar cheese topped with sour cream and crispy onions. Served with hash browns and toast.
Two Stroke
$7.95
Two buttermilk pancakes with maple syrup and butter.
Big Twio
$10.95
Two pancakes, two eggs, and two strips of bacon.
SP Standard
$8.25
Two eggs any style with hash browns and toast.
V-7 Omelet
$10.50
Three eggs, ham, cheddar cheese, onions, and red and green peppers. Served with hash browns and toast.
Chilaquiles Verdes
$10.25
Two eggs any style, carne asada, homemade salsa verde, and corn tortillas topped with sour cream, red onion, and queso fresco.
Eggs Benedict
10.50
Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hash browns. Make it Eggs Florentine with fresh spinach and tomato for the same price.
$Brunch Sandwiches
Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.Fast Break
$6.95
Scrambled eggs topped with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onionand troublemaker sauce on a toasted French roll.
Falcone
$10.75
Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce, and mayo. Served on a toasted French roll.
Club Pants
$10.95
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread.
Lil' Philly
$10.75
Rich roast beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, peppers, and Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll with our horseradish sauce.
Turkey & Avocado
$10.75
Grilled turkey with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Served on a toasted French roll.
Ms. Piggy
$10.75
Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with coleslaw, monterey jack cheese, and BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted French roll.
Troublemaker
$10.75
Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, monterey jack, and bacon served on a French roll and topped with lettuce, tomato, and trouble sauce.
B.E.L.T.
$10.25
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato with hard-boiled egg served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
Monte Cristo Baby
$11.50
Grilled turkey, ham, and Swiss on French toast with a fried egg.
Lil' Brat
$10.75
A classic reuben served with corned beef, turkey, or field roast and topped with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and our classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye.
SPG Burger
11.95
Our burger is a hand formed half pound patty topped with grilled onions, your choice of cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Ask for it with trouble sauce for an extra kick!
$Appetizers
Hummus Plate
$8.50
Fresh homemade hummus, toasted pita bread, cucumber, tomato, peperoncini and red onion.
Chips & Salsa
5.00
Need we say anything more? yes. We make our salsa fresh daily.
$For The Kids
Pancakes
$4.00
Three dollar-sized versions of our buttermilk pancakes.
Breakfast Wrap
$5.00
Scrambled eggs, baconand cheddar cheese in a flour tortilla. Served with hash browns.
Hot Chocolate
$1.50
Topped with whipped cream.
Biscuits and Gravy
$5.00
A homemade buttermilk biscuit topped with scratch made sausage or mushroom gravy. Served with hash browns.
Kid's Slider
5.00
A slider size of our troublemaker, chickenhawk, ms. piggy, gringa, west loop meatball, veggie sub or grilled cheese with a side.
$Soup And Chili
Veggie or Meat Chili
$4.50
Said to be the best this side of the duwamish. Served with green onion and grated cheddar cheese.
Always Homemade Soup
$4.50
Frito Pie
7.25
A meal sized serving of our meat or veggie chili atop a bed of fritos. Finished with green onion, cheddar cheese, jalapeños and sour cream. Dee-lish!
$Sides
Toast
$2.00
Buttermilk, wheat, rye, english muffin, sourdough, biscuit.
Mixed Fruit Dish
$4.50
Bacon (3 Pieces)
$4.00
Egg
$2.00
Sausage or Mushroom Gravy
$4.00
Field Roast Apple Maple Sausage
$4.00
Pancake
$4.00
Hash Browns
$3.00
Sausage Patty
4.00
$Greens
Dressings: blue cheese, 1000 island, Italian, honey mustard, caesar, ranch, tiptop.Chicken Ceasar
$9.95
Mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, grilled chicken, garlic croutons and our zesty caesar dressing.
Chef's Salad
$9.95
Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with ham or turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheese and hard-boiled egg.
Garden Salad
$7.50
Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.
The Chopper
$9.95
Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato and our tiptop dressing.
Taco Salad
9.95
Mixed greens tossed with our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. Topped with chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa and black olives.
$Sandwiches
French Dip
$10.75
Thinly sliced roast beef and Swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted French roll with homemade au jus.
Flipper
$10.50
Our homemade tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough.
B.E.L.T
$11.50
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
Gringa
$10.75
Our succulent slow-roasted pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled French roll with mayo.
Club Pants
$11.95
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on 3 slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread.
Falcone
$10.75
Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce and mayo. Served on a French roll.
Deluxe Grilled Cheese
$9.25
Avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough.
Veggie Sub
$9.25
A toasted French roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! served with lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, cucumber, monterey jack cheese and hummus.
Firecracker
$10.75
Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll with lettuce, onion, tomato and mayo.
Miss Piggy
$11.75
Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, monterey jack cheese and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted French roll.
Scamp
$10.50
Lean ham grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion.
Taylor Street Italian
$10.95
A generous portion of coppa, genoa salami, ham and provolone cheese topped with lettuce, oil and vin, oregano, mayo and giardiniera. Served on a toasted French roll.
Lil' Philly
$10.75
Rich roast beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, green peppers and Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll with our horseradish sauce.
SPG Burger
$11.95
The SPG burger is a hand formed half pound patty topped with grilled onions, your choice of cheese, lettuce and tomato. Ask for it with trouble sauce for an extra kick.
Chicago Italian Beef
$10.75
Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house-roasted beef served on a French roll and topped with sweet peppers, giardiniera and juice.
Thunderbird
$9.75
Breaded and seasoned chicken breast smothered in mozzarella and our marinara on a French roll.
Lil Brat
$10.75
With turkey, corned beef or field roast. A classic reuben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, Swiss cheese and our classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye.
Chickenhawk
$10.75
Sliced chicken breast grilled with BBQ sauce, onions and bacon then topped with monterey jack cheese. Served on a toasted French roll.
Pit Boss
$10.75
Savory ham, smoked bacon and Swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and peperoncini. Served on a toasted French roll with mayo.
West Loop Meatball
$10.75
4 homemade meatballs on a French roll topped with our marinara and mozzarella.
Turkey & Avocado
$11.95
Grilled turkey with our own avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. Served on a toasted French roll.
Troublemaker
$11.95
Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, monterey jack cheese and bacon. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and trouble sauce.
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