Dip Me
Guacamole and Chips
$9.00-14.00
House-made fresh to order. Served with corn chips.
Chili Bean Dip
$9.00
Beans, guacamole, tomatoes, pickled jalapeño and shredded radish. Vegan and wheat-free. Add Stuff for an additional charge
Roasted Garlic Hummus
$7.00
Served with veggies and toasted breads for dipping.
Just the chips, folks
2.00
Your choice of corn chips or Cape Cod potato chips
$Make Me a Sammich
Served with a side of cape cod chips or fresh salad.Leveled Up Grilled Cheese
$8.50
Two cheeses with our house-made tomato jam. Add Stuff to make it even better.
Classic Grilled Cheese
$6.00
Cabot cheddar on sourdough and toasted until gooey.
Grilled Pizza
$8.00
Rosemary focaccia with fresh mozzarella, tomato jam, and basil or fresh tomato, basil, and balsamic vinegar.
Lily's Peanut Butter
$4.00
PBJ or a fluffernutter.
Vegetarian Reuben
$9.50
Dill pickle sauerkraut, Russian dressing, emmentaler, pickled onion and smokey tempeh on rye. Can be made vegan.
I'm Melting
$9.00
Tuna salad with cheddar cheese, tomatoes and greens on sourdough-grilled.
Omnomnomicon
$8.50
Drunken goat cheese, a mix of sauteed veggies, and pickled onions on sourdough. Add Stuff to level it up.
Classic Breakfast Sandwich
5.00
2 eggs and cheddar on a brioche or bagel. Add Stuff for a divine experience.
$Necronomnomnomicon
Tiny Epic Burgers
$12.00
3 beef sliders with tomato jam, cheddar, and pickled onion, served with Cape Cod potato chips.
Nachos
$10.00
Blue corn chips piled high with beans, tomatoes, pickled jalapeños, guacamole, and cheese.
Joel's Go-To Tuna
$7.00
A scoop of tuna salad on 1/2 an avocado with greens, pickled onion, and balsamic vinaigrette.
Socca
8.50
A wheat-free pan bread loaded with sauteed seasonal veggies and a pea-shoot pesto. Vegan
$Drinks
Tea
$2.50-2.75
Black, green golden and spiced.
Herbal Tea
$2.50-2.75
Orange rooibos, peppermint, raspberry patch and lemongrass ginger.
Regular Coffee
$2.00-2.25
Decaf Coffee
$2.00-2.25
Milk
$2.50
Chocolate Milk
$3.00
Orange Juice (12oz)
$3.50
Golden Harvest Apple Cider (12oz)
$3.50
Seltzer
$2.25
Brand is either Adirondack or Polar
Lagunitas Hop Water
$2.75
Hop-infused seltzer
Fentiman's Curiosity Cola
$2.75
A spiced cola, similar to a root beer. No corn syrup.
Fentiman's Mandarin Orange Jigger
$2.75
An orange soda with a ginger kick. No corn syrup.
Fentiman's Rose Lemonade
$2.75
A British-style lemonade with just a dash of rosewater. Crisp and light, with no corn syrup.
Regatta Ginger Beer
$2.75
Barq's Root Beer
$2.25
12 oz can
Diet Coke
2.25
12 oz can
$Frappes
The original new England ice cream drink. Available in our shake shot size for 1/2 the price.Frappe
$7.00-3.50
House-made ice cream beaten into a delicious, sippable shape. Also available in our half-size shake shot, for the smaller appetites.
Fluffernutter Frappe
$8.00-4.00
One of our famous frappes made with the ice cream of your choice, peanut butter, and a toasted dollop of fluff balanced right on top.
Ice Cream Floats
5.50
Any of our sodas with a scoop of ice cream. We always recommend the Curiosity Cola with Vanilla
$Cocoa
Homemade cocoa mixes with frothy Ronnybrook milk.Classic Cocoa
$3.50
Sweet Cardamom
$3.50
Cayenne Cocoa
$3.50
Epic Classic Cocoa
$8.00
A larger size, topped with a homemade marshmallow and whipped cream.
Epic Sweet Cardamom Cocoa
$8.00
A larger size, topped with a homemade marshmallow and whipped cream.
Epic Cayenne Cocoa3
8.00
A larger size, topped with a homemade marshmallow and whipped cream.
$D&D
Our current dessert menuBones of the Earth
$9.00
Chocolate mousse with a chocolate crumble and salted caramel sauce (Vegan)
Curious Candies
$13.00
A scrumptious selection of ghoulish ghoodies
The Kraken's Island
$7.00
Coconut cake with key lime curd & sakeberries
Goodberry Cheesecake
6.00
A tangy cheesecake with a seasonal fruit compote.
$Good Morning!
BreakfastD&D: A Sweet Finish
Desserts and other Delightful DishesStoner Square - S'mores
$3.00
A marshmallow-bound cereal square: Cocoa Puffs & Golden Grahams
6 Cookies
$5.00
Your choice of snickerdoodle, oatmeal-cranberry-chocolate chip, or vegan peanut butter.
Goodberry Cheesecake
$6.00
A tangy cheesecake with a seasonal fruit compote
Ice Cream
$4.00
One large scoop of house-made vanilla or dairy-free chocolate.
Black-Bottomed Cheesecake
4.00
A pumpkin cheesecake with a brownie crust. Two desserts in one!
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