Stoners Pizza Joint Pizza

Stoners Pizza Joint Menu

(281) 292-7100
8000 Mcbeth Way, The Woodlands, TX 77382
$$$$$

Sticks & Salads


Sandwiches

Served with chips and a pickle.
Chicken BLT Sandwich
$9.89
Grilled chicken strips with mozzarella cheese melted over the top and covered with crispy fried bacon, lettuce and tomato. Served with honey mustard to pour over the top just before eating
Chicken Parmesan Sandwich
$9.89
Grilled chicken covered with our homemade sauce, italian breadcrumbs & topped with mozzarella cheese.
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
$9.89
Grilled chicken cooked in our mild buffalo sauce with melted mozzarella cheese, lettuce and tomato. Served with ranch dressing.
Island BLT Sandwich
$9.89
Grilled chicken strips and pineapple with mozzarella cheese melted over the top and covered with crispy bacon, lettuce and tomato and Served with a side of honey mustard.
Meatball Sandwich
$9.89
Our fresh made italian meatballs covered with marinara sauce, parmesan and smothered with mozzarella cheee.
Italian Steak Sandwich
$9.89
Italian Steak Sandwich $9.89 grilled with onion, green pepper, mushrooms, and then smothered with mozzarella cheese.
BBQ Pork Sandwich
9.89
Served on a toasted bun with chips and a pickle.

$Calzones


Small Calzone
$7.69
Small Calzone $7.69 Made-from-scratch dough stuffed with mozzarella & ricotta cheeses Add any topping you like: $1.00. each.
Large Calzone
12.09
Made-from-scratch dough stuffed with mozzarella & ricotta cheeses Add any topping you like: $1.49 each.

$Stromboli


Stromboli
$8.79
Buffalo Chicken Stromboli
8.79
omes with grilled chicken, feta cheese, mild wing sauce and mozzarella cheese. Served with a side of ranch.

$Wings


10 Pieces Wings
$9.89
Wing flavors hot, mild, bbq, honey mustard, rajun cajun, mississippI dry rub, red dragon, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, teriyaki, mango habanero, kickin bourbon, and sriracha
20 Pieces Wings
$18.69
Wing flavors hot, mild, bbq, honey mustard, rajun cajun, mississippI dry rub, red dragon, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, teriyaki, mango habanero, kickin bourbon, and sriracha
40 Pieces Wings
$36.29
Wing flavors hot, mild, bbq, honey mustard, rajun cajun, mississippI dry rub, red dragon, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, teriyaki, mango habanero, kickin bourbon, and sriracha
100 Pieces Wings
87.99
Wing flavors hot, mild, bbq, honey mustard, rajun cajun, mississippI dry rub, red dragon, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, teriyaki, mango habanero, kickin bourbon, and sriracha

$Lasagna


Vegetarian Lasagna
$10.99
Fresh mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, spinach, and green peppers layered between fresh pasta and ricotta, covered in marinara, topped with mozzarella and blended to perfection. Served with 2 breadsticks.
Traditional Lasagna
$10.99
Spicy italian meatballs layered between fresh pasta and ricotta, covered in marinara, topped with mozzarella and blended to perfection. Served with 2 breadsticks.
Make it your Way Lasagna
10.99
layered between fresh pasta and ricotta, covered in marinara, topped with mozzarella and blended to perfection. Served with 2 breadsticks.

$Italian Steak Pizza


Small Italian Steak Pizza 10"
$9.89
Served with green peppers, onions, mushrooms and grade a steak sliced super thin, and smothered in mozzarella cheese.
Large Italian Steak Pizza 14"
$12.99
Served with green peppers, onions, mushrooms and grade a steak sliced super thin, and smothered in mozzarella cheese.
Jumbo Italian Steak Pizza 18"
$22.99
Served with green peppers, onions, mushrooms and grade a steak sliced super thin, and smothered in mozzarella cheese.
Deep Dish Italian Steak Pizza 15"
Served with green peppers, onions, mushrooms and grade a steak sliced super thin, and smothered in mozzarella cheese.

New Pizza Styles


The Big New Yorker 16"
$10.99
The Big Texan Pizza 24"
$29.99
The Biggest New Yorker 20"
14.99

$Build your Own Pizza

Toppings: Pepperoni, beef, ham, bacon, green peppers, sausage, anchovies, onions, tomatoes, sundried tomatoes, jalapenos, artichokes, mushrooms, feta cheese, banana peppers, mozzarella, ricotta cheese, black olives, green olives, pineapple

Super Bar-B-Q Pizza


Small Super BBQ Pizza 10"
$11.89
Served with grilled chicken, fresh smoked BBQ pork & beef smothered with mozzarella cheese & topped with crispy bacon.
Large Super BBQ Pizza 14"
$14.99
Served with grilled chicken, fresh smoked BBQ pork & beef smothered with mozzarella cheese & topped with crispy bacon.
Jumbo Super BBQ Pizza 18"
$24.99
Served with grilled chicken, fresh smoked BBQ pork & beef smothered with mozzarella cheese & topped with crispy bacon.
Deep Dish Super BBQ Pizza 15"
23.99
Served with grilled chicken, fresh smoked bbq pork & beef smothered with mozzarella cheese & topped with crispy bacon.

$Stoner's Margherita Pizza


Small Margherita Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large Margherita Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo Margherita Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish Margherita Pizza 15"
24.99

$Taco Pizza

Tomato sauce with your choice of pizza crust; topped with beef and mozzarella cheese, cooked to perfection and then covered with lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, hot sauce, lightly sprinkled with extra cheese and served with a side of sour cream
Small Taco Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large Taco Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo Taco Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish Taco Pizza 15"
22.99

$Bar-B-Q Pork Pizza


Small B-B-Q Pork Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large BBQ Pork Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo BBQ Pork Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish BBQ Pork Pizza 15"

Buffalo Chicken Pizza

Served with ranch on the side.
Small Buffalo Chicken Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large Buffalo Chicken Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo Buffalo Chicken Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish Buffalo Chicken 15"
22.99

$Bar-B-Q Chicken Pizza

Our grilled chicken strips covered with our signature sweet BBQ sauce and smothered with mozzarella cheese.
Small BBQ Chicken Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large BBQ Chicken Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo BBQ Chicken Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish BBQ Chicken Pizza 15"

White Chicken Pizza

Topped with grilled chicken, onions, and mushrooms and sprinkled with our special garlic salt seasoning.
Small White Chicken Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large White Chicken Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo White Chicken Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish White Chicken Pizza 15"
22.99

$Chicken Parmesan Pizza

Made bread crumbs and smothered with mozzarella cheese.
Small Chicken Parmesan 10"
$9.89
Large Chicken Parmesan 14"
$12.99
Jumbo Chicken Parmesan 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish Chicken Parmesan 15"
22.99

$Meat Pizza

Topped with beef, pepperoni, Italian sausage then smothered in mozzarella cheese and topped with crispy fried bacon.
Small Meat Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large Meat Pizza 14"
$12.99
Large Meat Pizza 14"
$22.99
Deep Dish Meat Pizza 15"
22.99

$Deluxe Pizza

Your choice of pizza crust topped with onions, green peppers, mushrooms, sausage, and pepperoni smothered in mozzarella cheese.
Small Deluxe Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large Deluxe Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo Deluxe Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish Deluxe Pizza 15"
22.99

$Veggie Pizza

Topped with banana peppers, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, fresh spinach, fresh tomato, black olives and smothered with mozzarella cheese.
Small Veggie Pizza 10"
$9.89
Large Veggie Pizza 14"
$12.99
Jumbo Veggie Pizza 18"
$22.99
Deep Dish Veggie Pizza 15"
22.99

$Super Meat Pizza

Topped with beef, ham, pepperoni, sausage, smothered in mozzarella cheese and topped with crispy bacon.
Small Super Meat Pizza 10"
$11.89
Large Super Meat Pizza 14"
$14.99
Jumbo Super Meat Pizza 18"
$24.99
Deep Dish Super Meat Pizza 15"
23.99

$Super Cheese

Your choice of pizza crust topped with mozzarella, feta, ricotta, and parmesan cheeses.
Large Super Cheese 14"
$14.99
Jumbo Super Cheese 18"
$24.99
Deep Dish Super Cheese 15"
23.99

$Super Deluxe Pizza

Choice of hand-tossed or thin crust topped with pepperoni, sausage, beef, ham, mushroom, onions, green peppers, black olives, smothered in mozzarella cheese and topped with crispy bacon.
Small Super Deluxe Pizza 10"
$11.89
Large Super Deluxe Pizza 14"
$14.99
Jumbo Super Deluxe Pizza 18"
$24.99
Deep Dish Super Deluxe Pizza 15"
23.99

$The Sweet Stuff


Sweet Sticks
$5.49
Served with sweet butter and sprinkled heavily with cinnamon and sugar. Served with cream cheese icing for dipping.
Cheesecake
$3.79
Cheesecake Stromboli
$5.49
Served with hot butter and covered with our cinnamon and sugar mix.
Six Half-Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies
6.59

$Specials


1 Large your way & Sticks
$14.99
1 large your way & an order of breasticks. For just a dollar more substitute your breadsticks for small cheesy bread
2 Large 2 topping & 5 wings
$22.99
2 large 2-topping pizzas & 5 wings with 2 breadsticks
2 Large Your Way and Sticks
$26.99
2 large pizzas your way, breadsticks, cheese sticks, or sweet sticks.
1 Large 1 Topping
$11.49
1 Large 10 Wings & 2 Liter
$22.99
One large pizza with your choice of 5 toppings & 10 wings with a 2-liter your choice.
Wings Special (30pc) with Breadsticks
24.99

$Extra Side Stuff


Garlic Butter Sauce
$0.50
Marinara Sauce
$0.50
Ranch Sauce
$0.50
Cream Cheese Icing
0.50

$Beverages


Coca-Cola Fountain
$1.50
Powerade Mountain Berry Blast Fountain
$1.50
Diet Coke Fountain
$1.50
Poppin Pink Lemonade Fountain
$1.50
Barqs Root Beer Fountain
$1.50
Sprite Fountain
$1.50
Sweet Tea
$1.50
Unsweet Tea
$1.50
Dasani Water
$1.50
Unsweet Tea Gallon
$2.99
Sweet Tea Gallon
$2.99
2 Liter Coca-Cola
$2.99
2 Liter Diet Coke
$2.99
2 Liter Sprite
$2.99
2 Liter Dr. Pepper
$2.99
2 Liter Barq's Root Beer
$2.99

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