Healthy
Spicy Caesar Salad
$7.99
Romaine lettuce and marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro.
Chop Salad
$7.99
Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, Applewood bacon, cheddar and bleu cheese. Served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing.
The Wedge Salad
$7.99
1/3 head of iceberg lettuce with bleu cheese or ranch dressing, bleu cheese crumbles, Applewood smoked bacon and fresh ground pepper.
Ahi Tuna Salad
$13.99
Crisp field greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with Sesame Crusted Ahi Tuna and wasabi peas.
Pulled Pork Salad
9.99
Fresh spring greens, chopped walnuts, our house made pulled pork, bleu cheese crumbles and ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Served with fireball BBQ sauce on the side.
$A Little Chippy
Crispy House Made Potato Chips
$3.99
Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese.
Nacho Chips
$5.99
Crispy house made seasoned potato chips served with our house made green chili queso sauce.
Chocolate Chips
$4.99
Crispy house made chips seasoned with cayenne salt and drizzled with chocolate sauce.
The al Gore Frito Pie
6.99
Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream and onion.
$Seething Sandwiches
The Republican Sandwich
$9.99
Ham and Swiss panini. Premium sliced ham, Swiss cheese, tomato, red onion and Dijon mustard served on a pressed grilled kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
The Democrat Sandwich
$9.99
Pastrami reuben panini. Premium pastrami, Swiss cheese, bavarian, sauerkraut and Thousand Island dressing. Served on a pressed grilled dark rye roll, served with a side of horseradish. Served with our house made potato chips.
The Libertarian Sandwich
$9.99
The Cuban panini. House made pulled pork, premium sliced ham, yellow mustard and pickles on a pressed grilled kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
The Populist Sandwich
$9.99
Philly cheese steak panini. Tenderloin Philly steak with onions and peppers and our house made green chili queso served on a pressed grilled kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato made potato chips.
The Pacifist Sandwich
$9.99
Pulled pork mac n cheese sandwich. Our house made pulled pork with fireball BBQ sauce topped with our house made mac-n-cheese served on grilled buttered Texas toast. Served with our house made potato chips.
The Green Sandwich
13.99
Ahi Tuna sandwich. 2 lightly seared Ahi Tuna steaks accompanied by wasabi slaw and served on toasted Hawaiian buns. Served with our house made potato chips.
$A Bit Persnickety
The Constitutionalist
$13.99
Shrimp cocktail. Half dozen Texas gulf shrimp served with our house made mango cocktail sauce.
The Communist
$14.99
Cheese and sausage plate. Edam, smoked Gouda, fontina and Manchego cheese, Genoa salami and prosciutto. Served with assorted Carr crackers.
Fresh Blue Band Oysters
14.99
A dozen fresh gulf oysters served with our homemade spicy tequila cocktail sauce, lemon wedges and Carr crackers.
$The Original Angry Dogs
1/4 lb. Miliard Fillmore Dog'n Dog
$4.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. FDR All American Dog
$5.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions and a dill spear served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. JFK Baked Bean Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, a slice of bacon and our homemade baked beans. Served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Grover Cleveland Buffalo Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Buffalo sauce, bleu cheese bits, tomato slices and diced onions. Served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Nobama Chicago Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers and celery salt served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese and our homemade chili served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Al Gore Frito Pie Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese, our homemade chili, fritas, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog
$7.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Henry Cisneros Mexican Dog
$7.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo and jalapenos served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. George W. Bush BLT Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce and tomato wedges served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. John Edwards Carolina Chili Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, our homemade chili, coleslaw and diced onions served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Walter Kronkite Kansas City Dog
$6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet frank, Swiss cheese, spicy brown mustard, beer butter sauerkraut and onions served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Hillary Clinton Pastrami Dog
$8.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, Dijon mustard, eisenberg pastrami and coleslaw served on a steamed dark rye nun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Gerald Ford Reuben Dog
$8.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, 1000 Island, eisenberg corned beef and sauerkraut served on a steamed dark rye bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Ben Franklin Philly Cheesesteak Dog
$8.99
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Philly steak with onions, peppers and house made green chili queso served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
1/4 lb. Scott Walker Bratwurst Dog
6.99
An Eisenberg gourmet bratwurst, brown spicy mustard, beer-butter sauerkraut and onions served on a steamed kaiser bun. Served with our house made potato chips.
$Liquor
Premade Drinks
Old Fashioned
$22.00
375ml Bottle makes two drinks. Knob Creek is used.
Jalapeno/ Pineapple Margarita
22.00
375ml of premade drink prepared with Tres Generaciones.
$Beer
Wine
Red Bull
8oz canRed Bull
$4.00
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