Appetizers
Fried Mozzarella
$8.95
Hand breaded wangles of Mozzarella in Italian bread crumbs with red sauce and ranch for dipping.
Pizza Sticks
$8.95
Strips of Sicilian cheese pizza with red sauce 8 ranches for dipping. Add any pizza topping.
Pizza Dip & Flat Bread Chips
$10.95
Italian chile con queso. A bubbly blend or meats, cheeses, spices topped with tomato and black olives.
Toasted Ravioli
$8.95
Breaded cheese filled ravioli with a hint of jalapeno flavor with red sauce and ranch for dipping.
Antipasti
14.95
$Daily Lunch Specials
Includes garden salad and garlic bread. From 11:00 am to 2:00 pm.Pasta Bowl - Everyday
$7.95
Vermicelli with meat sauce.
Chicken Fried Chicken - Tuesday Only
$8.95
Tender, juicy chicken breast batteredand fried, topped with country gravy and served with steak fries.
Ravioli Bowl - Tuesday Only
$7.95
Your choice of beef or cheese ravioli topped with our traditional red sauce.
Italian Chicken Fried Steak - Wednesday Only
$8.95
All beef steak battered and fried, topped with red sauce and served with side pasta.
Country Chicken Fried Steak - Wednesday
$8.95
All beef steak battered and fried, topped with country gravy and served with steak fries.
Grilled Chicken Breast - Thursday Only
$8.95
A 6 Ounces chicken breast marinated in our special blend of seasoning, grilled over an open flame and served with side pasta.
13 Layer Lasagna - Friday
$8.95
Endless layers of pasta, ground beef, Italian sausage, 3 cheeses, red sauce, herbsand spices.
Humphrey Burger Basket - Saturday Only
8.95
1-2 lb. beef patty grilled (medium well) and served on a toasted bun, made with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, onionsand pickles. Served with fries and an onion ring.
$Salads
Caesar Salad
$9.75
Crisp romaine lettuce, purple onion, shredded Parmesan, seasoned croutons and our own famous dressing.
Rick's (Psycho) Salad
$13.25
Sliced char-grilled chicken atop our famous Caesar salad tossed with fresh tomatoes and green olives.
Wop Salad
$8.75
Humphrey's signature salad. Mixed greens, tomatoes, onion, celery, cucumbers, shredded carrots tossed in Italian dressing and topped with our blend of cheeses, black olives, a pepperoncini pepper and kalamata olive, served with garlic toasties.
Garden Salad
5.95
Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, cucumber, carrots, purple onion, croutons with your choice of dressing.
$Bread & Soup
Garlic Bread Basket
$3.95
Basket full of deliciously toasted homemade garlic bread.
Mozzarella Garlic Bread
$7.95
Garlic bread coved with melted Mozzarella with red sauce to dip.
Baked Potato Soup
4.35
Topped with with Chives & Garlic Bread, Crispy Bacon,Shredded Cheddar, & Sour Cream. Served with side of garlic bread!
$Sandwiches
All burgers are cooked medium well and may be char grilled upon request.Humphrey Burger
$5.75
World famous. 1-2 lb. beef patty grilled and served on a toasted bun, with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, picklesand onions.
Double Humphrey Burger
$8.95
Two 1-2 lb. beef patties grilled and served on a toasted bun, made with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, picklesand onions.
Pizza Burger
$8.95
1-2 lb. beef patty grilled and topped with grilled mushrooms, olives, onions, bell peppers, pepperoni, red sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
Char Grilled Chicken Sandwich
$7.95
A 6Ounces breast of chicken with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoesand pickles on a toasted bun.
Steak Sandwich
$7.95
A 6Ounces breaded steak made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoesand pickles on a toasted bun.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
$6.25
3 slices of melted American cheese on a toasted bun.
Jerry's (Bunless) Bleu Plate
$7.95
1-2 lb. beef patty served with sliced tomatoes, crumbled Bleu cheese and drizzled with Italian dressing.
Pat O' Day's Triple BLT
7.95
A mountain of crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoand mayonnaise on a toasted bun.
$Pasta
All pasta dishes include garden salad and garlic bread.Cole's Pasta
$13.25
Vermicelli tossed with fresh mushrooms sauteed in butter and garlic.
13 Layer Lasagna
$13.45
Endless layers of pasta, ground beef, Italian sausage, 3 Italian cheeses, red sauce, herbsand spices.
Pasta Delight
$10.95
Vermicelli tossed in fresh garlic, herbs, olive oil and topped with grated Romano cheese.
Fettuccine Alfredo
$13.45
Fettuccine pasta with a creamy Alfredo sauce.
Pasta with Red Sauce
9.95
$Traditional Pizza
Cheese Pizza Small
$9.45
Our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Cheese Pizza Medium
$13.85
Our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Cheese Pizza Family
$18.95
Our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Regular Pizza Small
$10.45
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef and sausageand sauce.
Regular Pizza Medium
$15.95
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef and sausageand sauce.
Regular Pizza Family
$21.75
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef and sausageand sauce.
Veggie Pizza Small
$12.65
Our special blend of cheeses, mushrooms, bell peppers, sliced black olives, onionsand sauce.
Veggie Pizza Medium
$19.75
Our special blend of cheeses, mushrooms, bell peppers, sliced black olives, onionsand sauce.
Veggie Pizza Family
$23.75
Our special blend of cheeses, mushrooms, bell peppers, sliced black olives, onionsand sauce.
Lotza Meatza Pizza Small
$12.65
Beef, sausage, baked ham, bacon, pepperoni, our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Lotza Meatza Pizza Medium
$19.75
Beef, sausage, baked ham, bacon, pepperoni, our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Lotza Meatza Pizza Familly
$23.95
Beef, sausage, baked ham, bacon, pepperoni, our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Special Pizza Small
$13.45
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beefand sausage, onion, bell peppers, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoniand sauce.
Special Pizza Medium
$19.95
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beefand sausage, onion, bell peppers, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoniand sauce.
Special Pizza Family
24.95
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beefand sausage, onion, bell peppers, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoniand sauce.
$Specialty Pizza
Chalupa Pizza Medium
$18.95
Our special blend of cheeses, refried beans, beefand sausage, onions, baked and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, black olives and served with salsa and jalapenos.
Chalupa Pizza Family
$23.95
Our special blend of cheeses, refried beans, beefand sausage, onions, baked and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, black olives and served with salsa and jalapenos.
That's Amore Pizza Medium
$19.95
Mozzarella cheese, purple onion, sliced tomatoes, Italian sausage links, fresh garlic and basil, drizzled with olive oil.
That's Amore Pizza Famliy
$24.95
Mozzarella cheese, purple onion, sliced tomatoes, Italian sausage links, fresh garlic and basil, drizzled with olive oil.
Chicken Alfredo Medium
$20.95
Pizza Mozzarella, Parmesanand Romano cheese, alfredo sauce, sliced char-grilled chicken breast, chopped fresh garlicand parsley.
Chicken Alfredo Family
24.95
Pizza Mozzarella, Parmesanand Romano cheese, alfredo sauce, sliced char-grilled chicken breast, chopped fresh garlicand parsley.
$Dinners
Includes garden salads, side vermicelli with red sauce and garlic bread.Eggplant Parmigiana
$13.95
Slices of eggplant battered in Italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
Manicotti
$12.95
Pasta noodles stuffed with our blend of Italian cheese and herbs topped with red sauce and Mozzarella sauce.
Chicken Parmigiana
$13.95
8 Ounces breast of chicken dusted in Italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
Grilled Chicken
$14.95
Two 6 Ounces chicken breasts marinated in our special blend of seasonings, grilled over an open flame.
Veal Parmigiana
$14.95
8 Ounces of tender veal cutlets baked in Italian bread crumbs and topped with red sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
Italian Chicken Fried Steak
$11.95
All beef steak battered and fried and topped with red sauce.
Country Chicken Fried Steak
$11.95
All beef steak battered and fried, topped with country gravy and served with steak instead of side pasta.
The Best Kept Secret in Pearland
24.95
Our 1 lb. choice of beef rib-eye. Rib-eye rubbed with our special, char-grilled to your preference of doneness, topped with sauteed mushrooms served with your choice of steak fries or vermicelli with red sauce, garden saladand garlic bread.
$Po - Boys
All po - boys are served on a homemade toasted nine inch bun.Traditional Italian Po - Boy
$9.95
Genoa salami, baked ham, Provolone and American cheese with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and Italian dressing.
Meatball Po - Boy
$8.95
Mama's meatballs in red sauce.
Italian Salsicia (Sausage) Po - Boy
$8.95
Italian sausage links in red sauce.
Roast Beef Po - Boy
$9.95
8 Ounces of marinated beef slowly oven roasted with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoesand pickles.
Ham Po - Boy
8.95
99 percent fat-free ham grilled and made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoesand pickles.
$Sides
Sweet Potato Fries
$3.85
Potato Chips
$1.15
Onion Rings
$3.85
1/2 Fries & 1/2 Rings
$4.35
Ranch Dressing
$0.95
Steak Fries
3.55
$Desserts
Traditional Cannoli
$5.95
Joey's Bread Pudding
$5.95
Served with bourbon sauce.
Chocolate Cannoli
$5.95
Tiramisu
$5.95
Cakes
5.95
$Drinks
Fountain Drinks
$2.29
Iced Tea
$2.29
Big Humphrey's Bottle Root Beer
$2.29
16 Ounces regular.
Coffee
$2.29
Big Humphrey's Bottle Water
$2.29
16 Ounces regular.
Big Humphrey's Bottle Lemonade
$2.29
16 Ounces regular.
Fountain Drink
$2.29
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