Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack

Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack Menu

(281) 334-5000
310 Texas Avenue, Kemah, TX 77565
$$$$$

Dinners

All fried entrees served with hushpuppies.
Jumbo Fried Shrimp
$11.95-20.95
Jumbo shrimp served with shrimp slaw and your choice of french fries or onion rings. Served with tartar sauce and cocktail sauce.
Swamp Fried Oyster Dinner
$8.95-15.95
Fresh bay oyster fried in corn meat till golden brown. Served with shrimp slaw and choice of french fries or onion rings.
Cajun Fried Blue Cat Dinner
$13.95
Filet of catfish fried golden brown. Served with shrimp slaw and choice of french fries or onion rings. Add 3 oysters $2.95 or 3 shrimp $3.95
Combo Fried Oyester & Shrimp (3) & (3)
$9.95
Fresh oysters and shrimp fried golden brown. Served with shrimp slaw and your choice of french fries or onion rings.
Swamp Trash Platter (Fried)
$24.95
3 jumbo shrimp, 3 oyster, 1 catfish fillet and alligator fried golden brown. Served with shrimp slaw and your choice of french fries or onion rings.
BBQ Bacon Shrimps
$13.95-23.95
Jumbo shrimp bacon wrapped, basted and grilled in our secret BBQ sauce. Served with garlic potatoes and fresh vegetables.
Swamp Red Snapper
$19.95
Fresh snapper grilled, blackened or fried served with garlic potatoes and fresh vegetables. Add mango salsa or ponchatrain sauce $ 2.99
Fruit of The Sea For 2
$39.95
1 1/2 pound maine lobster butterflied and sauteed w. red snapper, shrimp, snowcrab and king crab tossed w. pasta in a ponchatrain sauce. Served w. vegetables and garlic bread
Seared Ahi Tuna
$18.95
8 oz. Sushi grade ahi tuna steak seared in black pepper with side of cajun sweet & sour sauce. Served with garlic potatoes and fresh vegetables. Served rare
Grilled Captains Platter
$24.95
3 jumbo shrimp, 6 scallops, 1 snapper fillet grilled perfect served garlic potatoes and fresh vegetables
Enchiladas of The Sea
$14.95
Corn tortilla wrapped around crawfish, shrimp, crab and spinach w three cheese chitople cream sauce & avocado served with dirty rice & sour cream
Chicken & Sausage Jamblaya
$14.95
Chicken, anduuwee sausage, bell pepper, celery, onions and crazy alan's secret spices mixed w/ rice.
Crazy Alans Cajun Crawfish Combo
$15.95
Fried crawfish tails & crawfish etouffee over white rice served with a coon ball (boudain ball)
Cajun Grilled Buzzard Breast
$12.95
Chicken dinner- large grilled chicken breast served with garlic potatoes and fresh vegetables. Crazy alan says add swiss cheez & mushrooms. $1.50
Cajun Rib-Eye Steak (10 oz.)
$17.95
Hand cut rib-eye steak grilled to your liking. Served with garlic potatoes and fresh vegetables. Add mushroom port wine reduction sauce $2.95
Creole Style Cajun Etouffee
$15.95
Our taste creole style cajun etouffee w crawfish, shrimp or gator or with french bread served over a bed of rice.
Blackened Catfish Etouffee
$15.95
Juicy grilled catfish blackened & topped with alligator etouffee on a bed of dirty rice w fresh vegetables
Cajun Stuffed Pork Chop
$13.95
8oz. Pork chop grilled and stuffed with our delicious cajun stuffing served w garlic potatoes and vegetables
Swamp King Surf & Turf
$36.95
10 oz hand cut rib - eye steak grilled or blackened and a 10 oz. lobster tail grilled to perfection. Served with garlic taters and fresh vegetables. Add mushroom port wine reduction sauce $2.95
Stuffed T- Bone
$23.95
16 oz. steak blackened or grilled. Stuffed with cajun stuffed topped with ponchatrain sauce. Served with garlic potato and vegetables.
Trout Medallion
$20.95
2 Trout blackened and wrapped around cajun stuffing topped w or 6 blackened shrimp and ponchatrain sauce
Grilled or Blackened Chicken Shrimp
$12.95-22.95
Jumbo shrimp grilled or blackened served with garlic taters and fresh vegetables
Blackened Chicken Ponchatrain
$13.95
Blackened chicken topped with ponchatrain sauce served with dirty rice & vegetables
Chicken Cancun
$13.95
Grilled chicken topped with pico, pepperjack and avocado served with dirty rice & veggies.
Cajun Rib-Eye Steak (14 oz.)
$21.95
Hand cut rib-eye steak grilled to your liking. Served with garlic potatoes and fresh vegetables. Add mushroom port wine reduction sauce $2.95
Combo Fried Oyster & Shrimp (6) & (6)
17.95
Fresh oysters and shrimp fried golden brown. Served with shrimp slaw and your choice of french fries or onion rings.

$Burgers


Swamp Chili Cheese Burger
$10.95
Our handmade beef patty topped with cheddar cheez and homemade chili with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles on a fresh bun, choice of french fries or onion rings
Swamp Hog Burger (Bacon)
$8.95
Our hand made beef patty mixed with smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles on a fresh bun, served with your choice of french fries or onion rings
Water Moccasin Burger (Jalapeno)
$8.95
Our handmade beef patty mixed with medium spice jalapeno with lettuce, tomato, onions and pickles on a fresh bun, served with your choice of french fries or onion rings
In Bread Burger (Bacon & Japs)
$9.95
Two burger, the swap hog and the water moccasin and bread mix them together to make the best burger you've ever had. Served with your choice of french fries or onion rings
Monterey Chicken Sandwich
$10.95
Juice chicken breast breaded with fried golden brown, topped with pico, bacon, monterey jack cheese and avocado, served with french fries or onion rings
Buzzard Burger (Chicken)
$8.95
Juicy chicken breast grilled or blackened with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles on fresh bun, served with your choice of french fries or onion rings. Add swiss cheez and mushrooms $1.50
Bayou Po Boy
$10.95
Fried alligator, shrimp, oysters, catfish or crawfish with cocktail and tartar sauce spread on french bread. Served with shrimp slaw, lettuce, tomato and your choice of french fries or onion rings. Add $1.00 to mix and match
Nutria Burger
$8.95
Our hand made beef patty with lettuce, tomato, onions and pickles on a fresh bun, served with your choice of french fries or onion rings
Mudd Bugg Burger
$10.95
Handmade patty mixed with crawfishtail meat to create a one of a kind burger you will not forget with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles on a fresh bun with your choice of french fries or onion rings, blackened with cajun spices
Alligator Burger
$10.95
Our handmade beef patty mixed with tenderized alligator meat with lettuce, tomato, onions and pickles on a fresh bun. Served with your choice of french fries or onion rings, blackened with cajun spices
Possum Burger (Double Meat)
$12.95
Choose any two burgers to create any taste you desire with lettuce, tomato and pickles on fresh bun, served with your choice of french fries or onion rings. Extra $3.00 for mudd bugg or alligator patty. Add secret BBQ sauce $0.99 or cajun spices $1.25
Sasquatch Burger
$29.95
3 pounds of meat. Monster burger (1 lb.), nutria (1 lb.), swamp hog (1 lb.), water moccasin or any 3 with (6) slices of cheez, american cheez, jack cheez, cheddar cheez, piled high with (3) layers of lettuce, tomatoes, onions and pickles on a fresh bun. Served with a pound of french fries and onion rings. Extra $6.00 for mudd bugg or alligator patties
Crazy Alan's Steak Sandwich
$11.95
Our juicy 7 oz. rib eye steak cut in chunks and basted with alan's secret steak sauce, with lettuce and tomato, served on french bread with your choice of french fries or onion rings
Club Sandwich
$10.95
Mound of turkey, ham, bacon and american cheese between (3) pieces of bread with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and pickles. Served with french fries or onion rings
Alan's Shrimp Slaw Po Boy
$9.95
Alan's homemade shrimp slaw with (5) extra boiled shrimp pilled high on a french bread roll, served with french fries or onion rings
Swap Tacos
8.95
Your choice of alligator, fish, shrimp or chicken blackened, grilled or fried with shredded cabbage, pico, cilantro, cheese and cajun ranch or corn tortillas. Add extra taco $2.99, mix & match extra $1.00

$Snacks


Chili Cheez Fries
$5.49
Our awesome french fries covered with our homemade chili and topped with cheddar cheez
Swamp Shack Sampler - Deluxe Sampler
$15.25
Fried pickles, (2) corn balls, gator bites, (2) frog legs and (2) alligator eggs
Swamp Shack Sampler - Premium Sampler
$17.25
Fried pickles, (4) wings, (2) coon balls, (2) stuffed japs, (2) diablos, (2) alligator eggs
Coon Balls (Boudain)
$8.25
Delicious boudain balls breaded & deep fried just like you like em' served with ranch dressing
Krispy Swap Pickles
$7.25
A tasty serving of sliced pickles fried golden brown, served with ranch dressing
Alligator Eggs
$9.95
(6) scallops wrapped in bacon, deep fried, served with cocktail sauce & ranch dressing
Shrimp & Oyster Diablo
$8.95-15.95
Shrimp, oyster and 1/2 jalapeno wrapped in bacon, deep fried and smothered in BBQ sauce, served with cocktail sauce & ranch dressing
Fried Golden Mushrooms
$9.95
Hand pickled large mushrooms fried golden brown served with remoulade sauce
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
$9.95
Fresh mushrooms stuffed with our homemade stuffing, made with green onions, garlic, sherry wine, bread crumbs and topped with a white wine cream sauce
Swamp Salads & Swamp Meat
$10.95
Chicken, shrimp, alligator. Swamp greens served with your choice of meat, blackened, grilled or fried. Add grated cheese $0.75, Salad dressing: house dressing, ranch, italian, balsamic, blue cheese, honey mustard and thousand island
Bull Frog Legs
$9.95
Served with ranch dressing
Fried or BBQ Gator Bites
$9.95
Tender alligator nuggets breaded and deep fried or grilled and BBQ ed. Served with cocktail, sauce & ranch dressing
Buzzard Wings (Buffalo Wings) (6)
$6.95
Fresh chicken wings and drumsticks, deep fried naked and basted in our secret cajun sauce, served with ranch dressing
Buzzard Wings (Buffalo Wings) (12)
$12.95
Fresh chicken wings and drumsticks, deep fried naked and basted in our secret cajun sauce, served with ranch dressing
Buzzard Wings (Buffalo Wings) (24)
$24.95
Fresh chicken wings and drumsticks, deep fried naked and basted in our secret cajun sauce, served with ranch dressing
Buzzard Wings (Buffalo Wings) (50)
$49.00
Fresh chicken wings and drumsticks, deep fried naked and basted in our secret cajun sauce, served with ranch dressing
Shrimp Stuffed Jalapenos (4)
$9.25
Our famous beach club jumbo shrimp with (3) different cheez's stuffed in jalapenos breaded and fried with ranch
Shrimp Stuffed Jalapenos (6)
$11.95
Our famous beach club jumbo shrimp with (3) different cheez's stuffed in jalapenos breaded and fried with ranch
Shrimp Stuffed Jalapenos (8)
$15.95
Our famous beach club jumbo shrimp with (3) different cheez's stuffed in jalapenos breaded and fried with ranch
Crabvocado
$10.95
Half avocado deep fried to golden brown, topped with shrimp, crawfish and crab in white wine cream sauce, served with fried green beans
Swamp Oysters on the 1/2 Shell
$6.95-10.95
Fresh shucked oysters served with lemon, cocktail sauce, horseradish and crackers
Smoked Oysters Swamp Shack - Smoked Parmesan Oysters
$8.95-14.95
Topped with garlic butter, piece of shrimp and parmesan cheese.
Smoked Oysters Swamp Shack - Smoked Ponchatrain Oysters
$8.95-14.95
Topped with garlic butter, ponchatrain sauce, piece of shrimp & mozzarella
Smoked Oysters Swamp Shack - Smoked Mango Salsa Oysters
$8.95-14.95
Topped with garlic butter, mango salsa, piece of shrimp & mozzarella
Smoked Oysters Swamp Shack - Smoked Mexican Oysters
$8.95-14.95
Topped with garlic butter, our hot sauce, diced jalapenos, piece of shrimp & mozzarella
Smoked Oysters Swamp Shack - Smoked Pico Oysters
$8.95-14.95
Topped with garlic butter, pico de gallo, piece of shrimp & mozzarella
Louisiana Swamp Gumbo - Shrimp & Crab
$7.95-9.95
Homemade louisiana gumbo with celery, bell pepper, onion, okra and secret spices in dark rich golden brown roux, served over rice with crackers
Louisiana Swamp Gumbo - Chicken & Sausage
$6.95-8.95
Homemade louisiana gumbo with celery, bell pepper, onion, okra and secret spices in dark rich golden brown roux, served over rice with crackers
Red Beans & Rice
$6.95-8.95
Red beans slow cooked till tender with onions, bell peppers, celery, sausage and our secret spices. Served over rice. Add pico $0.75
Homemade Swamp Chili
$7.95-9.95
Tomatoes, bell pepper, onion, garlic, celery, beans, secret spices and ground beef served over rice and topped with onions and cheddar cheez
Cran Corn Bisque
8.95-12.95
Delicious creamy soup filled with fresh crab and kernel corn with just the right spices

$Boiling Pot


Cajun Bath
$0.99-4.95
The spicy water. 16 oz. bath
Mudbuggs (Crawfish) (1-4 Pounds)
$6.99
Mudbuggs (Crawfish) (5 Pound)
$5.99
Crawfish Special
Boiled Shrimps (Medium) (1/2 Pound)
$9.95
(1) corn and tater
Boiled Shrimps (Medium) (1 Pound)
$18.95
(2) corn and tater. Add ons: corn (1) $0.99, taters (2) $0.99, sausage (1/2) $2.49, mushroom (4) $0.99
Swamp Spider - Blue Crab (Crabs)
$10.95
1 lb. (1) corn & (1) tater
Swamp Spider - Jumbo Snow Crab (Crabs)
$18.95
1 1/4 lb. (1) corn & (1) tater
Swamp Spider - Dungeness (Crabs)
$19.95
1 1/4 lb. (1) corn & (1) tater
Swamp Spider - Jumbo King Crab (Crabs)
$32.95
1 1/4 lb. (1) corn & (1) tater
Mix Crab Pot
$41.95
(1) blue crab, (1) cluster of each snow crab, dungeness and (1) leg of king crab
Boiled Seafood Fest
$70.95
(2) lbs crafish, 1/2 pound boiled shrimp, (2) blue crabs, (1) cluster snow crab, (1) cluster dungeness, (1) leg king crab abd 10 oz. lobster tail. Add (1) serving of shrimp, blue crab, snow or dungeness
Live Maine Lobster
(1) corn & (1) tater. Served with drawn butter
10 oz. Lobster Tail
24.95
(1) corn & (1) tater. Served with drawn butter

$Sides


Garlic Taters
$2.99
Side Salad
$2.99
Corn
$0.99
Tater
$0.99
Shrimp Slaw
$4.99
French Fries
$2.99
Onion Rings
$3.99
Steam Veggies
$3.99
Hushpuppies (4)
$1.99
Mushroom N Onions
$3.99
Ponchatrain Sauce
$3.99
Andouille Sausage
$4.99
Boudain Sausage
$4.99
Remoulade Sauce
0.99

$Desserts


Strawberry Pudding Cake
$5.95
Yellow cake layered with strawberry juice, then layered with vanilla pudding and topped with sweet whip cream
Blueberry Cheesecake
$5.95
Crazy momma's creamy blueberry cheese cake
Crown Royal Bread Pudding
$5.95
Mixture of cinnamon, brown sugar vanilla and crown royal sauce on top of bread pudding
Milk Shake
$4.95
12 oz. ice cold glass filed with creamy ice cream, chocolate or vanilla
Root Beer Float
$4.95
(2) scoops of ice cream in a 12 oz mug and filled with root beer
Brownie Explosion
$11.95
A huge explosion of (3) brownie pies and (3) scoops of ice cream drizzled with chocolate and caramel syrup
Mud Cake
$5.95
Delicious chocolate mousse topped with sweet whip cream & chocolate syrup
Lilly Pad Key Lime Pie
$5.95
Graham cracker crust filled with fresh lime pie filling covered with fresh whipped cream sprinkled with graham crackers

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