Healthy Rage
Add chicken, steak or shrimp for an additional charge.Spicy Caesar Salad
$9.95
Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro.
Chop Salad
$9.95
Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar and bleu cheese served with our house cilantro lime vinaigrette dressing.
Pulled Pork Salad
$11.99
Fresh spring greens, toasted chopped walnuts, pulled pork, bleu cheese crumbles and ranch or bleu cheese dressing served with BBQ sauce on the side.
The Wedge Salad
$7.95
1/4 head of iceberg lettuce with bleu cheese or ranch dressing, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon and fresh ground pepper.
Ahi Tuna Salad
14.95
Crisp fried greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette, topped sesame crusted ahi tuna and wasabi peas.
$Seething Sandwiches
All sandwiches are served with house made potato chips.The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich
$10.95
"If Chuck Norris was president, Isis would be waswas." 1 / 2 lb.skinless chicken breast topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted Hawaiian bun.
Original Trump Cheeseburger
$11.95
Beef patty topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted challah buns.
The Democrat Sandwich
$12.95
Pastrami reuben. Premium pastrami, Swiss cheese, Bavarian sauerkraut and 1000 Island dressing. Served on a marble rye roll. Served with a side of horseradish mustard.
The Libertarian Sandwich
$9.95
The Cuban panini. Our pulled pork, premium sliced ham, yellow mustard and pickles on a pressed grilled Kaiser bun.
The Green Sandwich
$14.95
Ahi tuna sandwich. 1 lightly seared ahi tuna steak accompanied by wasabi slaw and served on toasted Hawaiian buns.
The Populist Sandwich
$12.95
Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin Philly steak with onions and peppers and a green chili queso. Served on a Kaiser bun.
The Pacifist Sandwich
$9.95
Pulled pork mac-n-cheese sandwich. Our pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on a grilled Kaiser bun.
Ronald Reagan Burger
$14.95
"Our favorite President...Our favorite Burger." A 1 / 2 - pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapenos, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns.
Ron DeSantis Chili Cheese Burger
$12.95
"Take off the mask...and grab a napkin." A 1 / 2 - pound Akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese and jalapenos served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast.
The CNN Beyond Burger
14.95
#fakemeat Beyond patty, vegan cheese and vegan mayo served on toasted buns.
$The Original Angry Dogs
We only use Kelly Eisenberg black Angus franks. "No candidate for any office can hope to get elected in this country without being photographed eating a hot dog" Nelson Rockefeller. "We have beaten you to the moon, but you have beaten us in sausage making" Nikita Khrushchev upon tasting his first hot dog in 1959. "Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs" Dwight D. Eisenhower.The Millard Fillmore Dog
Quick, name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who like it boring, enjoy an Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog
"While it's 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it Mexican anyway." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo and jalapenos served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The FDR All American Dog
Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the White House while hosting King George VI and Queen Elizabeth of England in 1939. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions and a dill spear served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Thomas Jefferson Mac-N-Cheese Dog
Although we question whether Gore invented the internet, Thomas Jefferson did bring mac-n-cheese to the USA in 1802 for a dinner at Monticello. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank and homemade mac-n-cheese. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Donald Trump New York Dog
"Grab it by the wiener". An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, horseradish mustard and authentic New York red onion sauce served on a toasted Kaiser bun.
The George W Bush BLT Dog
Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... "Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce and tomato wedges served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The JFK Baked Bean Dog
JFK loved fully baked beans and 1/2 baked Cuban invasions. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, bacon pieces and our homemade baked beans. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The John Edwards Carolina Chili Dog
North Carolina native and 2004 Vice President candidate, Mr. Edwards gained notoriety for insisting on sharing his hot dog during the campaign. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, our homemade chili, coleslaw and diced onions. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Grover Cleveland Buffalo Dog
Cleveland once vowed to only drink 4 beers a day. When he couldn't do that, he simply switched to larger beer steins. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Buffalo sauce, bleu cheese bits, tomato slices and diced onions. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Walter Kronkite Kansas City Dog
A Kansas City native, Mr. Kronkite might say about this dog..."It is one small step for man, one giant leap for hot dogs". An Eisenberg gourmet frank, Swiss cheese, spicy brown mustard and beer butter sauerkraut and onions. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Obama Chicago Dog
Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago style dog with a Fresca. Also rumored is that he like to eat all he can now & pay for it later. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers and celery salt served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Hillary Clinton Pastrami Dog
Former Senator and current Secretary of State Clinton is known to be a fan of sausage, but she apparently is quite the advocate for pastrami! ... We think she should approve of our combo. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, Dijon mustard, Eisenberg pastrami and coleslaw served on a steamed marbled rye bun.
The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog
Often considered the hot dog president, but not necessarily because of his food choices. Be careful with this messy dog, or much like President Clinton, you might end up with in in your lap! An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese and homemade chili served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Gerald Ford Reuben Dog
Both President Ford and the reuben are native to Omaha Nebraska, and as the former president brought the country together after the Nixon resignation, we bring together 2 great American culinary traditions. Even his wife Betty Ford would be addicted to this dog. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, 1000 Island, Dijon horseradish mustard, Eisenberg corned beef and sauerkraut. Served on a steamed marble rye bun.
The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog
Take the Frito pie we credited to Al Gore and make it into a dog...awesome. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese, homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog
LBJ famously had several heart attacks. He blamed his first one, while Senate Majority Leader, on the hod dog he had for lunch. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese Steak Dog
"Some claim the war of American Independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the Pens of the great statesmen of The Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak" Benjamin Franklin. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Philly steak with onions and peppers and house made green chili queso. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog
"You never know what happens on shrooms...you might even wake up President." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions and swiss cheese.
The Antifa Dog
"Will set your mouth on fire." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon, pico, cheddar jack cheese, jalapenos & amp;siracha hot sauce.
Hawaiian Dog
"If you like Pineapple and Spam, this is your Jam." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple and teriyaki sauce.
Hong Kong Phooey
"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon, peanut butter and a sweet Thai chili sauce.
The MSNBC Vegan Dog
#fakemeat A Vegan frank, vegan cheese and vegan chipotle mayo.
"The Squad" Triple Pig Dog
"Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco and hot sauce.
All Hot and Bothered
The Amnesty Quesadilla
Large 12" tortilla grilled and filled with shredded Jack and cheddar cheeses topped with a scoop of japs pico and sour cream.
Merica Chicken Wings
10 wings seasoned, flash fried and tossed in favorite sauce.
A Bit Persnickety
The Constitutionalist Shrimp Cocktail
$13.99
1/2 dozen Texas Gulf Shrimp served with house made tequila cocktail sauce.
The Communist
$14.99
Cheese and sausage plate. Edam, smoked Gouda, fontina and manchego cheese, Genoa salami and prosciutto. Served with assorted Carr crackers.
Fried Bite Size Spicy Cheese Curds
$9.95
Served with Ranch dipping sauce.
Lonestar Meat and Cheese Plate
$13.95
Texas raised wagyu sausage with triple cheese cubes and spicy mustard.
Chicken Fried Steak Bites
$9.95
Hand breaded steak bites served with ranch dipping sauce.
Fried Shrimp
$12.95
8 fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.
Fried Mushrooms
$8.95
Hand cut portobello mushrooms breaded and fried, served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.
Goat Cheese Spread
$15.95
Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with garlic pull apart bread and chips.
Mini Corn Dogs
10.95
Served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.
$A Little Chippy
Chips Queso and Guac
$10.95
Crispy house made seasoned potato chips served with our house made green chili queso and guac.
Chips and Guacamole
$6.95
Crispy house made seasoned chips served with our house made guacamole.
Crispy House Made Potato Chips
$3.99
Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese with a side of ranch dressing.
The Al Gore Frito Pie
$9.95
Since no one is sure exactly who created the first Frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore... He certainly hat to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet. Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream and onion.
Loaded Nachos
9.95
Crispy house made seasoned potato chips topped with jalapenos, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, guacamole and sour cream. Add Mac N Cheese + $2 .95
$Sweet Tooth
Cheesecake Bites
$7.95
Brownie with Ice Cream
7.95
$LIQUOR
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