8-5
The Brooklyn Continental Breakfast Platter
$12.50
orange juice, toast, boiled egg, granola, fruit, yogurt, coffee
The Tamarama
$9.75
sexy toast with avocado, tomato, pepper, olive oil & lemon juice, served with a latte, cortada, flat white
Emmanuels Fancy Schmanzy
$9.75
sliced atlantic salmon, cream cheese, lemon juice & pepper served open faced on ciabatta
Seventeen Grain Granola With Luscious French Vanilla Yogurt
$7.75
accompanied by a hint of fresh fruit and a mixed berry compote
Birds Breakfast Sandwich
$5.25
sliced boiled egg, cucumber and cracked pepper on pumpernickel
Felicias Irreverently Bold Breakfast Sandwich
$7.00
egg, tomato, & spicy fire roasted chicken & turkey sausage
The Buddhist Ohmmmmmlette
$8.75
herbed cream cheese and fresh roma tomatoes
The Artie Beetson Omelette
$9.75
provolone cheese, baby spinach and sweet caramelized onions
The Oh Dios Mio Omelette
$10.75
herbed cream cheese, roma tomatoes, caramelized onions & sweet italian chicken sausage
The Frisky Fergus ?we Remember Who's Your Daddy' Scrambled Pesto Eggs
$8.75
Pascale's "I Get Up To Way Too Much Mischief In Fort Greene & I'm Loving It" Breakfast
$8.75
sexy toast lavished with avocado, sliced egg and accessorized with sprinklings of thyme & pepper. served with a cortada
The "No Animals Were Harmed During The Making Of This Breakfast" Breakfast
$8.75
curried tofu scrambled with cumin, tomatoes, olive oil, carrots, cranberries and onions
Sexy Venezuelan Toast
$4.50
served with preserves & nutella and drowned in creamy butter
Sexy Venezuelan Toast
$1.75
add a toey armenian egg
Vegemite Soldiers
$5.00
if you don't know what these are you probably shouldn't have them
Vegan Wheat Free Muffins Toasted & Hypocritically Lavished With Moo Cow Butter
$3.50
pear and granola, strawberry and peach, blueberry and banana
The Awesomest Brunch
$14.00
scrambled eggs or tofu, homefries, salad, toast, orange juice, coffee or tea
The Awesomest Brunch
8.00
add a mimosa or bellini for a nice happy buzz
$12-5
The ?cry Me A Rivera Diego Cos I Just Dumped My Cheating Ex' Mouthful Of Satisfaction
$9.75
fire roasted spicy chicken & turkey sausage served with squadrilla orange and chilli chutney plus tomato & baby spinach on ciabatta & served with chili and lime tortilla chips
The ?let's Be Nice To Everyone Except The Assholes Who've Trashed Us On Yelp' Sandwich Of Harmony
$9.75
organic turkey breast slices served with provolone cheese, & coasted with sweet smooth hot mustard, greens, & slices of crisp fuji apples served on ciabatta bread & served with chili and lime tortilla chips
The Vegan Temptress
$9.75
marinated & baked oriental tofu, vietnamese carrot slaw, jalapeno & veganaise served on 5-grain bread with a cool green salad
The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger
$9.75
served with greens, tomato & caramelized onions on 5-grain bread coated with veganaise and a red pepper picante plus a light salad
The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger
$1.75
add avocado or cheese
The Classic Dole Bludger
$7.00
provolone cheese, sliced tomatoes and crunchy onions served on pressed ciabatta coated with pesto
Nutty Buddy
$5.25
creamy organic peanut butter with french strawberry jam, toasted on pumpernickel & served with pear
The Mysterious WTF
$9.75
we take some of this and add a touch of that and serve it on whatever. you'll have no idea what you're eating on this evasive sandwich but it sure will taste good
Bodhi's Sandwich Of Enbitenment
8.00
named in honor of our adorable smooch pooch, this sandwich comes complete with hummus, tomatoes, greens, sprouts, carrots, cucumbers and sprouts
$Salads
The Garden Of Eden
$7.50
The Sassy Lassy Sweet Italian Chicken Sausage
$9.75
The Voluptuous Vixen Avocado & Hummus
$9.75
Steamed Kale
7.50
served with dried cranberries, olive oil & sea salt
$Sides $3.50
Avocado
Toast
Chicken Sausage
Homefries
weekend only for homefries
Desserts
Chocolate Cake
$5.50
vegan
Red Velvet Cake
$5.50
vegan
Carrot Cake
$5.50
vegan
Chocolate Chip Cookie
$2.50
Oatmeal & Raisin Cookie
2.50
$Spring Summer Specials
Coconut, Lime & Ginger Crush
$4.50
Organic Lemonade
$3.50
Tiger Woods
$3.50
a brown sugared modern arnold palmer
Iced Mint & Lemon Tea
$3.00
Iced Mango Tea
$3.00
Miss Boucicaut's Lemon Honey Rooibos Elixir
$4.00
Shirley's Cool Mint Cocoa Milkshake
$5.00
Ginger Beer
$3.50
Iced Latte
$4.00
Iced Americano
3.00
$The Orgasmically Organic Smoothie $7
Mixed Berries
banana, oj, mango nectar, milk & yogurt
Sparkling
Chinotto, Limonata & Aranciata
$3.50
Ginger & Lemongrass Presse
$3.50
San Pellegrino Water
3.50-6.00
$Organic Juices $3.50
Orange
Apple
Cranberry
Mango
Fucken Great Coffee
Espresso
$2.50
Double Espresso
$3.50
Melbourne Latte
$3.50
Cappuccino
$3.50
Cortada
$3.50
Flat White
$3.50
Mocha
$4.50
Americano
$3.00
Macchiato
$3.00
Twelve Dollar Latte
5.00
$Teas
$3 Cup $5 PotChamomile, Red Rooibos
Hot Spicy Mama
lemon, honey & cayenne
Moroccan Mint
Kukicha Twig
Gentle Green Giant
Earl Grey
English Breakfast
Yerba Mate
Marsala Chai
Two More For Lola, Rose, & The Young At Heart
Babycino
$2.00
Nice Bowl Of Hot Chocolate
4.00
$Buzz $8
$25 JugSangria
Mimosa
Bellini
Reds
Cabernet Sauvignon
$30.00-8.00
argentina
Malbec
$30.00-8.00
argentina
Sangiovese
$25.00
italy
Tempranillo
$8.00-30.00
spain
Crianza
$25.00
spain
Pinot Noir
25.00-8.00
france
$Whites
Pinot Grigio
$30.00-8.00
italy
Riesling
$30.00-8.00
germany
Sauvignon Blanc
$25.00-7.00
france
Chardonnay
25.00-7.00
chile
$Sparkling
Cava
30.00-8.00
spain
$Beers
Coopers Extra Best Stout
$5.00
Kirin Ichiban
$5.00
Coopers Sparkling Ale
$5.00
Peroni
$5.00
Corona
$5.00
Negro Modelo
$5.00
Red Stripe
$5.00
Pinkus Pilsner
$7.00
organic
Pinkus Heiferveizan
7.00
organic
$Eat - Good Stuff On French Bread
$3 For 1, $7/3, $12/5, $16/7, $22/10, Recommended CompanionsTomato, Mozzarella, Pesto
pinot noir
Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil, Parmesan
chardonnay
Goat Cheese, Roasted Pepper
crianza
Ham, Provolone, Sun Dried Tomato
merlot
Pepperoni, Reggiano, Sweet Plum Chutney
sangiovese
Ricotta, Baby Spinach, Pine Nuts
sauvignon blanc
Caramelized Onions, Chicken Sausage, Mustard
cab sav
Vegemite, Provolone, Avocado
pinot grigio
Proscuitto, Fig, Ricotta
montrasell
Parmesan, Ricotta, Mozzarella
malbec
Sweet Potato Mash, Almond
rose
Avocado, Tomato, Black Pepper
lime juice riesling
A Bit Of Everything
$14 / $25 For Two, Selection OfMeats
cheeses, roasted vegetables, bread, including marinated artichokes, green & black olives, roasted peppers, boccocini, salami, sangiovese
The Big Cheese $14
Served With Quince Paste, Crackers & Breads ChardonnayBrie
Parmesan
Mozzarella
Provolone
Gorgonzola
Boccocini
Let's Meat $13
Cab Sav / CrianzaSalami
Mortadella
Proscuitto
Ham
Pepperoni
Serfronja's Lovin $10
Cucumbers
Dolmades
Bread
Carrots
Hummus
Mazza Crackers
pinot grigio
Two Fancy Salads $10
Baby Spinach
parmesan, almonds, pepper sesame oil (sauvignon blanc)
Avocado
hummus, tomato, romaine, olive oil, pine nuts (chardonnay)
Sweetness $6
Cappuccino Mouse Cake
montrasell
Rum And Raisin Cake
malbec
Triple Chocolate Cake
riesling
Specials
$8 Glass $25 CarafeSangria
spain
Ethiopian Honey Wine
Beers
$5 / $7 PinkusCoopers Best Extra Stout
Coopers Sparkling Ale
Kirin Ichiban
Peroni
Corona
Red Stripe
Negro Modelo
Pinkus Wheat Ale Organic
Pinkus Pilsner Organic
Coffee/Tea $3.50
Cappuccino
Flat White
Latte
Double Espresso
Earl Grey
Ebt
Chai
Rooibos
Green
Kukicha
Chamomile
Sodas/Organic Juices $3.50
Chinotto
Limonata
Aranciata
Apple
Cranberry
Mango
H2O
San Pellegrino
3.50
$None Of The Above
Bowl Of Hot Chocolate
$4.00
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