Joe Schmoe's

Joe Schmoe's Menu

(714) 527-4310
5123 Ball Road, Cypress, CA 90630

Fresh From Garden

Dressing choices: homemade ranch, blue cheese, Italian, honey mustard and 1000 island.
Side Salad
$2.95
Joe's House Salad
$5.95
Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbageand cheddar cheese.
Southern Fried Chicken Salad
$7.95
Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.
BBQ Ranch Chicken Salad
$7.95
Barbeque chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber, red onions and topped with fried onion strings.
Cobb Salad
7.95
Turkey breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.

$Sandwiches

Served on your choice French roll, sourdough, white or rye bread.
Patty Melt
$6.95
1-3lb pound burger with cheddar cheese and grilled onions.
Pastrami
$6.95
Steamed pastrami, mustard and pickles.
French Dip
$6.95
Served with au jus. Great with onions!
Pastrami Reuben
$7.95
Pastrami, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, pickles and russian dressing.
Turkey Melt
7.95
Fresh turkey breast, Swiss cheese, bacon, avocado, tomato and mayo.

$Build Your Own Dog


Bacon-Wrapped Dog
$4.25
East Coast Frankfurter (Pork & Beef)
$3.50
Bratwurst
$4.45
Spicy 1/4 Lb Polish Dog
$4.25
All American Dog (Skinless)
$3.25
Natural Casing All-Beef Dog
$3.95
Turkey Dog
$3.50
1/4 Lb Natural Casing All-Beef Dog
4.50

$Specialty Dogs

Your choice of natural casing or skinless all-beef dogs.
Chicago Dog
$4.75
Drag it through the garden! mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt.
Reuben Dog
$5.75
Pastrami, russian dressing, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and a pickle spear.
Texas Chili Dog
$4.95
Mustard, joe's chili, cheddar cheese, onions, fresh fried jalapenos.
L.A. Street Dog
$5.40
Mustard, bacon wrapped dog, mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried jalapenos.
Chili-Fry Dog
$4.85
Mustard, joe's chili, fresh cut fries and cheese.
California Dog
$5.25
Mustard, cheddar cheese, bacon and guacamole.
Mac N' Cheese Dog
$4.95
Bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac and cheese, cheddar cheese, mustard and fresh bacon bits.
Spicy Redneck Dog
$5.25
Bacon wrapped dog, mustard, spicy chili, coleslaw and fried jalapenos.
Chili Cheese Dog
$4.95
Mustard, joe's homemade chili (house or spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.
Babe Ruth Dog
$4.65
Mustard, sauerkrautand grilled onions.
Blue Cheese Slaw Dog
$4.45
Mustard, with our house bleu cheese slaw.
Mexico City Dog
4.95
Bacon wrapped dog with chipotle cream sauce and pico de gallo.

$Unbeatable Burgers

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a fresh baked bun.
Double Cheeseburger
$6.75
It's the classic burger, with double patties and double the cheese.
Buttermilk Fried Chicken
$4.75
Fresh chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and joe's special seasoning flour and topped with pickles and our creamy cole slaw.
Bacon Cheeseburger
$5.55
Chili Cheeseburger
$4.95
Ask for it joe's way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles!
Classic Burger
$4.15
Chicken Breast Burger
$4.60
Grilled fresh chicken breast, lettuce, tomato and mayo.
Fish Burger
$5.25
Icelandic cod breaded and fried w- cheese, lettuce, tomato and tartar sauce.
Garden Burger
4.65
Lettuce, tomato, avocado, mayonnaise and cheddar cheese.

$Hand-Dipped Specialties


Southern Chicken Tenders
$6.25
Hand-dipped to order, with fries and dipping sauce.
Fish & Chips
$6.95
Beer battered icelandic cod served with fries and coleslaw.
Hand-Dipped Corn Dog
4.25
Hand-dipped and fried to order.

$Kid'S Menu

Includes a drink and your choice of one: French fries, tater tots, small salad, or a small frozen custard (cone or cup) for our guests who are 10 years old and younger.
Hamburger or Chicken Strips
4.65

$Fries, Sides & Slaw

Made to order.
Chili Cheese Fries
$4.95
Topped with cheeseand your choice of joe's chili, or spicy chili. Chopped onions on request.
Cheesy Fries
$2.60
Your choice of lots of melted cheddar or cheese sauce.
Fresh Potato Chips
$2.45
Hand, thinly-sliced potatoes. Fried fresh to order with seasoning salt.
Onion Rings
$2.95-3.95
Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings.
Tater Tots
$2.50
A classic American tot, fried crispy with dipping sauce.
Coleslaws
$2.75
Creamy slaw or bleu cheese slaw.
Frings
$2.60
Joe's fries, topped with 4 of our freshly made onion rings.
Joe's Fresh Cut Fries
$2.10
With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce.
Bowl Of Joe's Chili
4.95

$Sundaes

Topped with fresh whipping cream. Made with vanilla frozen custard unless otherwise requested.
Blueberry Peach Cobbler
$5.25
Vanilla custard, pie crust, blue berries, peach filling cheesecake and cinnamon streusel.
Turtle
$5.25
Vanilla custard, chocolate and caramel topping, topped with roasted nuts.
Apple Pie
5.25
Anilla custard, with a slice of our fresh apple pie, with caramel topping.

$Drinks


Root Beer Float
$3.45
Treat yourself to the real deal. Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

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