Kale Me Crazy

Kale Me Crazy Menu

(205) 593-4707
1831 28th Ave S, Homewood, AL 35209

Soup


Soup
6.00-8.40

$Salads


Smoked Salmon Salad
$16.20
Lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard-boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, and mustard dill vinaigrette.
Kale Salad
$13.20
Kale, cabbage, quinoa, serrano peppers, scallion, mint, cilantro, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, and peanut dressing. Vegan.
Quinoa Bowl
$13.20
Quinoa, kale, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion, mint, cilantro, serrano pepper, and garbanzo beans. Gluten-free.
Pear Apple Salad
$11.40
Lettuce, pear, apple, Craisins, goat cheese, walnuts, and orange balsamic vinaigrette. Gluten-free.
Mediterranean Hummus Salad
$9.60
House-made hummus, celery, and grilled spinach tortillas. Vegan.
Kale Caesar Salad
11.40
Kale, Parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing.

$Acai

Add toppings for an additional charge.
Deluxe Acai Bowl
$13.80
Our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey. Gluten-free.
Acai Bowl
11.40
Organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with banana, coconut, gluten-free granola, mint, and raw honey. Gluten-free.

$Shots


KMC Shot
$6.00
Wheatgrass, ginger, cayenne, and lemon. Vegan.
Wellness Shot
$6.00
Ginger, lime, turmeric, oil of oregano, garlic extract, and cayenne pepper. Vegan.
The Painkiller Shot
$5.40
Ginger, lime, turmeric and honey.
Brain-On Shot
$4.80
E3 live, organic, wild-harvested blue-green algae, brain on for mood elevation, and focus. Vegan.
Wheatgrass Shot
$4.00-6.60
Vegan.
Ginger Shot
$3.00-4.20
Vegan.
Aloe Vera Shot
2.40
Vegan.

$Wraps


Chicken Pesto Wrap
$13.20
Grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
1/2 Chicken Pesto Wrap and 1/2 Salad Combo
$16.20
Grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
Turkey Wrap
$12.60
Roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
1/2 Turkey Wrap and 1/2 Salad Combo
$15.60
Roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Tuna Wrap
$12.00
Albacore tuna, celery, red onion, lettuce, Kalamata olives, carrots, nondairy mayonnaise, and sriracha wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla. Add mozzarella and grill it for ana additional charge.
1/2 Tuna Wrap and 1/2 Salad Combo
$15.00
Albacore tuna, celery, red onion, lettuce, Kalamata olives, carrots, nondairy mayonnaise, and Sriracha wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla. Add mozzarella and grill it for an additional charge.
Breakfast Wrap
$11.40
Organic hard boiled egg, avocado, tomato, feta, and spinach wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla. Served grilled.
1/2 Breakfast Wrap and 1/2 Salad Combo
$14.40
Organic hard boiled egg, avocado, tomato, feta, and spinach wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla. Served grilled.
Vegan Wrap
$10.80
Kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onions, avocado, and hummus wrapped in a spinach tortilla. Served with tahini.
1/2 Vegan Wrap and 1/2 Salad Combo
$13.80
Kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onions, avocado, and hummus wrapped in a spinach tortilla. Served with tahini.
Chicken Caesar Wrap
$13.20
Grilled chicken, kale, tomatoes, Parmesan, and Caesar dressing wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
1/2 Chicken Caesar Wrap and 1/2 Salad Combo
16.20
Grilled chicken, kale, tomatoes, Parmesan, and Caesar dressing wrapped in a spinach tortilla.

$Toasts


Salmon Toast
$9.60-16.80
Sustainable smoked salmon, goat cheese, radish, pickled red onion, dill, scallion mix, and Ezekiel bread.
Avocado Toast
$7.20-11.40
Avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, Dijon mustard, scallion mix, and Ezekiel bread.
Almond Butter Toast
5.40-9.60
Almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, and Ezekiel bread.

$Poke


Poke Bowl
16.20
Wild-caught raw ahi tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayonnaise, and furikake. Served on a bed of jasmine rice.

$Snacks and Water


Energy Bites
$4.74
Kettle Chips
$2.40
Gluten Free Cookies
$2.40
Bottled Water
$2.10
Perrier
1.92

$Coffee and Tea

Vegan.
Power Iced Latte
$8.40
Organic coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, and vegan protein.
Iced Matcha Tea
$6.60
Matcha, maple syrup, almond milk, and goji berries.
KMC Iced Latte
6.00
Organic coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, and cinnamon.

$Smoothies

Add toppings for an additional charge.
Power House Smoothie
$12.00
Avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, and vegan protein. Vegan.
Recovery Smoothie
$10.80
Banana, cherries, cashews, coconuts yogurt, almond milk, and vegan protein. Vegan.
Recharge Smoothie
$10.80
Kale, chard, coconut yogurt, almond milk, banana, and vegan protein. Vegan.
The Warrior Smoothie
$10.20
Maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, hemp milk, vanilla extract, and agave. Vegan.
Grounded Smoothie
$9.60
Almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, Brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, and raw honey.
Green Dream Smoothie
$9.60
Kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, and coconut water. Vegan.
Super Matcha Smoothie
$9.60
Matcha green tea, banana, blueberries, spinach, chia seeds, agave, and almond milk. Vegan.
Kale-icious Smoothie
$9.00
Kale, spinach, apple, banana, almond milk, and flax seeds. Vegan.
Tropical Trippin Smoothie
$9.00
Orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, and coconut milk. Vegan.
Burning Kale Smoothie
$8.40
Celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, and cayenne. Vegan.
Pink Splash Smoothie
$8.40
Beet, apple, strawberries, coconut yogurt, date, and lime. Vegan.
Go Getter Smoothie
10.80
Banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein.

$Juices


So Celery Juice
$10.80
Organic celery.
Kale Yeah Juice
$10.20
Kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, and lemon.
Go Green Juice
$10.20
Kale, spinach, chard, cucumber, and celery.
Energizer Juice
$10.20
Spinach, carrot, cucumber, celery, and ginger.
Pear Adise Juice
$10.20
Pear, pineapple, spinach, and ginger.
Revive Juice
$10.20
Kale, cucumber, pineapple, and ginger.
Beet Up Juice
$10.20
Beet, apple, lemon, and ginger.
Beet'L Juice
$10.20
Apple, carrot, beet, celery, lime, and ginger.
Fire Fighter Juice
$10.20
Carrot, apple, celery, ginger, and cayenne.
The Glow Juice
$10.20
Pineapple, grapefruit, and turmeric.
Almond Milk Juice
$9.60
H2o, almonds, date, vanilla extract, and sea salt.
Charcoal Lemonade Juice
$9.60
H2o, activated charcoal, lavender, lemon, and agave.

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