Silly's Restaurant American

Silly's Restaurant Menu

(207) 772-0360
40 Washington Ave, Portland, ME 04101
$$$$$

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Gravy Danger
$9.00
Hand cut french fries with house made gravy - gluten free, lots of bacon, cheddar & topped with scallions
Pollitos
$8.00
Hand cut strips of chicken breast fried in a garlic breading
Pork Bootie Nachos
$12.00
Delicious flour tortilla chips topped with smoked pork, BBQ sauce, caramelized onions, cheese & jalapenos topped with sour cream
Garden of Eatin
$10.00
A falafel patty, cuke dill sauce, white bean, roasted garlic, kale pumpkin seed hummus, flour chips fresh broccoli, green & red peppers
Nacho Nacho Man
$10.50
Choice of flour or corn tortilla chips (gluten free) topped with cheese, jalapenos & scallions, sour cream, salsa & avocado pulp on the side. Make it vegan $2.
Oh my Goatness
$8.50
Goat cheese, almonds & craisins baked & drizzled with balsamic glaze with crackers & flour chips
Chip Addiction
$7.00
Dill pickle chips fried in spicy breading - make it vegan $.50
Live and Let Fry
$6.00
Buffalo fries with bleu cheese sauce
Sweet Potato Fries
$6.00
Hand cut served with silly's honey mustard sauce
French Fries
$4.50
Vegan. Hand cut
Pity the Fu
7.00
Fried tofu tossed in buffalo sauce - spicy vegan dip. Vegan.

$Sassy Salads


On the Lamb
$16.00
Greens, chargrilled marinated lamb, chick peas, tomato, green & red peppers, feta, greek olives, roasted red peppers & scallions cuke dill dressing
The Sky is Falling
$14.00
Greens, red pepper, grilled honey, thyme & black pepper glazed chicken, goat cheese, mandarin oranges, craisins, toasted almonds & scallion balsamic vinaigrette
Relativity
$13.00
A chargrilled cheese pizza topped with a cold salad of spinach, tomato, scallion, feta & balsamic vinaigrette
Falsal
$13.00
A 7 inch pancake of falafel topped with a cold salad of greens, fresh tomato, Greek olive, roasted red peppers, feta & scallions cucumber dill dressing. Gluten free.
Greek Salad
$9.00
Greens, tomato, onion, feta, greek olive & roasted red peppers balsamic vinaigrette
Kale to the Chief
$13.50
A warm portobello mushroom filled with roasted garlic, white bean kale pumpkin seed pesto, caramelized onions, feta cheese & roasted red peppers served on spinach with cold greek olives & fresh tomato cuke dill dressing (vegan) no feta with balsamic dressing
Thai One On
13.50
Greens, lettuce, red & green peppers topped with cold marinated portobello mushrooms, cabbage/carrot & broccoli tossed in ginger soy miso dressing and finished with mandarin oranges, sesame seeds, scallions, cilantro & crispy fried tortilla strips on top. Without tortilla strips. Gluten free. Vegan.

$Valley of the Sandwiches - Wrap & Roll

Comes with choice of: Cole slaw ? gluten free, cold grain or black bean salad ? gluten free or french fries. Also available: Vegan mango basil sunflower seed cole slaw gluten free or hand-cut sweet potato fries $1.5. 12" white flour tortilla.
Ham the Torpedoes
$10.50
Spicy mango jerk smoky ham, cheddar, tangy mustard sauce, spinach, lettuce, tomato, onion & green peppers
Greatest American Gyro
$12.00
Cuke dill sauce, lamb/ pork spicy sausage, lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion & feta cheese
Chix Magnet
$10.50
Hot sauce, BBQ sauce, bleu cheese sauce, garlic fried chicken strips, lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion & cheddar
Inner Peace
$10.50
BBQ smoked pork, spinach & cheddar
The Diesel
$10.50
Silly's BBQ smoked pork, slaw, pickles & american cheese
S-K-Bob
$12.50
Cuke dill sauce, chargrilled marinated lamb, lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion & feta cheese
Chicken Against the Machine
$10.00
Mayo, spicy mango jerk chicken, lettuce, tomato & onion
Off the Hook
$10.50
Fried fish, tartar sauce, lettuce, tomato & onion
Owner of a Bacon Heart
$10.50
Mayo, obscene amount of bacon, lettuce, tomato & onion
Disco Chicken
$11.00
Hot char-grilled chicken, cold crunchy cabbage, carrot, lettuce, red & green peppers, onions, broccoli dressed with a miso ginger sauce. Sub portobello mushroom. Vegan
When Veggies met Sally
$12.50
Sauteed kale or spinach, cabbage or carrot, mushrooms, onions, peppers, broccoli, chick peas, grains, black beans & goat cheese with cucumber dill sauce on the side
SlyGuy
$12.00
Silly made kale, pumpkin seed, roasted garlic, white bean hummus, fried falafel, lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, roasted red pepper, greek olive & feta (vegan) no feta
Falafel Attraction
$10.50
Cuke dill sauce, fried falafel, lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion & pickle. Sub spicy vegan $.50
Bio Diesel
10.50
Vegan BBQ sauce, fried tofu, vegan mango & basil sauced coleslaw, tomato & pickles. Vegan.

$Valley of the Sandwiches - Toasted Buns

Comes with choice of: Cole slaw ? gluten free, cold grain or black bean salad ? gluten free or french fries. Also available: Vegan mango basil sunflower seed cole slaw gluten free or hand-cut sweet potato fries $1.5. Silly's own potato roll.
Pokey Pig
$11.00
BBQ smoked pork served with coleslaw on the side
Cheeseburger
$10.00
A hamburger with lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle with choice of cheddar or american cheese
Bleu Swayed ?Cue
$12.50
A hamburger with pickles, cheddar, BBQ sauce, bacon, caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles
Hamdemonium
$13.00
A hamburger, griddled ham slices & melted swiss, topped with cold avocado pulp, jalapenos & crushed pineapple
Greek Havoc
$13.95
Lamb or pork burger with spinach, tomato, onion, cuke dill sauce, roasted red peppers, greek olives & feta.
Chicky Chicky Bang Bang
$11.75
A char-grilled chicken breast with lettuce tomato & onion topped with swiss, bacon, jalapenos honey mustard on side
Fabuffel Burger
11.00
A falafel patty with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles topped with hot sauce & white bean, roasted garlic, kale, pumpkin seed hummus

$Valley of the Sandwiches - Get Toasted

Comes with choice of: Cole slaw ? gluten free, cold grain or black bean salad ? gluten free or french fries. Also available: Vegan mango basil sunflower seed cole slaw gluten free or hand-cut sweet potato fries $1.5. Silly's own vegan white bread.
Havana Cubanawich
$12.50
A griddled sandwich with smoked bbq pork, tangy mustard sauce, swiss cheese, pickles and delicious smoky ham slices
Birdhouse in My Soul
$12.50
A char-grilled chicken breast, spinach, tomato, onion, avocado pulp & bacon served open-faced
Eggy Pop
$11.75
Eggs done omelet style only, avocado pulp, bacon fresh tomato, cheddar & scallion served open-faced
Any Port in a Storm
$12.00
A char-grilled portobello mushroom, BBQ sauce, spinach, tomato, caramelized onions, mango basil sunflower seed sauced coleslaw & vegan cheddar. Vegan.
Vegan Meltaway
$10.00
A vegan grilled cheese, tomato & caramelized onion sandwich. Sub cheddar no charge. Vegan.
Veggie Burger
$10.50
A griddled veggie burger (quinoa, black bean, seeds, chipotle) with lettuce, tomato, onion & pickles. Gluten free, vegan.
Zombie Burger
12.50
A veggie burger with spinach, onion, tomato topped with vegan mozzarella, hot sauce, spicy sauce, cold crushed pineapple & jalapenos. Gluten free, vegan.

$Valley of the Sandwiches - Char-grilled Flatbread

Comes with choice of: Cole slaw ? gluten free, cold grain or black bean salad ? gluten free or french fries. Also available: Vegan mango basil sunflower seed cole slaw gluten free or hand-cut sweet potato fries $1.5.
Hampton Comes Alive
$12.00
Smoky ham, banana peppers, spicy mango jerk sauce, honey mustard, scallions, sweet potato, mozzarella & swiss cheese
Sweet Biggie
$12.00
Hand cut pepperoni, caramelized onions, red sauce, roasted garlic, mozzarella & feta cheese
Mary Had a Little Pizza
$16.00
Roasted garlic, spinach, char-grilled marinated lamb, mozzarella, feta, scallion & capers
Fat Back
$13.50
Spicy lamb/pork sausage, roni, BBQ smoked pork, bacon, red sauce & mozzarella
Hot & Cheezy
$12.00
Bleu cheese sauce, roasted garlic, buffalo chicken, mozzarella, tomato & caramelized onions
No Smoochie
$12.00
Roasted garlic, feta, mozzarella, caramelized onions, spicy lamb or pork sausage. Vegan mozz & silly's crumbled veggie burger $1.
The Love Goat
$11.75
Caramelized onions, mozzarella, fresh tomato, goat cheese & almonds drizzled with honey infused with thyme & black pepper
Peppakalaspinavegandocious
$12.50
No cheese. Roasted garlic, dried basil, capers, spinach, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, greek olives & tomatoes. Vegan.
Sweet Potato of Mine
$11.75
No cheese. Sweet potato, spinach, roasted garlic, dried rosemary, caramelized onions, balsamic glaze & toasted almonds. Vegan.
We call it Mellow Bello
$12.50
Vegan cheddar & mozzarella, BBQ, portobello mushrooms, scallions, fresh tomato & banana peppers. Vegan.
The Grain Mutiny
13.00
Spicy mango jerk sauce, grains (quinoa, millet & brown rice) black beans, portobello mushrooms, banana peppers, shredded cabbage or carrot, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, vegan cheddar & mozzarella. Vegan.

$Dinners


The Grain of my Existence
$13.50
A bowl filled with grains or black beans, quinoa, millet & brown rice, diced smoky ham, sauteed chicken, mushrooms, chick peas, peppers, onions, cabbage or carrot, greens, sweet potato, broccoli & egg stir fried up with ginger garlic tamari sauce topped with cold scallions. Gluten free.
Piggy Went to Market
$14.00
A plate filled with silly's own corned pork hash featuring potatoes, onions, pickling spice & fresh cilantro griddled in butter till crusted then topped with sautéed greens & sunny side eggs served with fries. Gluten free.
Wee Bee Jammin
$14.00
A plate filled with brown rice, red beans, tangy coleslaw and zucchini relish with choice of spicy mango jerk seasoned sauteed chicken or broiled fish. Gluten free.
Slop Bucket
$14.00
BBQ smoked pork, brown rice, cheddar, coleslaw & red beans layered in a bowl with pickle chips. Gluten free.
Big Fat Greek Dinner
$16.00
Char-grilled marinated lamb, falafel, cuke dill dressing, a char-grilled lamb or pork sausage patty & a greek salad with balsamic vinaigrette
Mythos
$16.00
A bowl filled with brown rice topped with sauteed chick peas, greens, mushroom, onion, peppers, broccoli, cabbage or carrot finished with char-grilled marinated lamb & feta cuke dill dressing on the side. Gluten free.
Fish & Chips
$13.00
Lightly floured haddock served with tartar sauce & coleslaw
Pollitos & Fritas
$12.00
Garlic fried hand cut strips of chicken breast with fries
Good Will Fishing
$14.00
Hard shelled corn tortillas with seasoned citrus butter baked fish, mango, sunflower seed & basil sauced coleslaw, jalapenos, fresh red peppers, scallions, cilantro & mandarin oranges served with avocado pulp, sour cream & lime wedges. Gluten free.
The Egganator Scramble
$12.00
Scrambled eggs with BBQ smoked pork, cheddar cheese, tomato, jalapenos and scallions served with french fries
Beelicious Stir-Fry
$14.00
Honey, thyme & black pepper glazed char-grilled chicken breast over brown rice, cabbage/carrot, greens, chick peas, mushroom, onion, peppers & broccoli topped with goat cheese, toasted almonds & scallions. Gluten free.
Chicken in a Boat
$11.00
Garlic, scallion, ginger peanut butter sauce, rice noodles, chicken, cheese & mushroom wrapped in a flour tortilla & fried served with sour cream & cilantro
Imperial Thai Fighter
$14.00
Choice of a char-grilled portobello mushroom or grilled chicken with sautéed mushrooms, peppers, broccoli, cabbage, carrots, onions, greens, & chick peas in a miso ginger sauce over brown rice topped with sesame seeds. Gluten free.
Peace, Love & Veggies
$14.00
Fried tofu, mushroom, peppers, broccoli, cabbage or carrots, onions, greens & chick peas sauteed in a creamy spicy sweet & sour sauce over brown rice. Vegan.
Tofu in a Dinghy
$11.00
Garlic, scallion, ginger peanut butter sauce, rice noodles, fried tofu, vegan mozz, mushroom and wrapped in a flour tortilla & fried till golden. Vegan.
Kaa Noodling
$13.00
Rice noodles, red & green peppers tossed in garlic scallion ginger peanut butter sauce with choice of char-grilled chicken or fried tofu garnished with cilantro and a wedge of lime. Gluten free, vegan.
The Veganator Scramble
$12.00
Sauteed tofu with mushroom, peppers, onion, broccoli & spices finished with a vegan spicy sauce served with french fries and salsa. Vegan.
Vegan WeeBee
14.00
A plate filled with spicy mango sauced fried tofu, brown rice, red beans, mango basil sunflower seed coleslaw & zucchini relish. Vegan.

$Kid's Menu

Ages 8 and under only.
Kids Fish Tail & FF
$6.00
With tartar sauce
Kid PBJ or SBJ
$2.50
Build your own. A slice of bread with a cup of peanut butter or sun butter and grape jelly
Kids Chicken with French fries or Red Beans & Brown Rice
$6.00
Gluten free
Kids Melt & FF
$4.50
American cheese bun
Kids griddled Burger & FF
$6.00
Kids Carrots & Peanut Butter or Sunbutter
$1.95
Kids Pollitos & FF
6.00
Fried chicken strips

$Sweets


Regular & Vegan Triple Layer Cakes
Pie
Regular or Gluten Free Lemon Curd or Cream Cheese
Stuffed Crepes
Gluten Free Brownies
MilkShakes
Soy & Rice Ice Cream Milk Shakes

Shake, Shake, Shake


Milk Shakes
$4.00
$.25 each additional flavor. 1 Flavor
Rice or Soy Shakes
$5.50
$.25 each additional flavor. 1 Flavor
The Hippy Hippy Shake
Chocolate, peanut butter, pretzel, malt
What's Shakin Bacon
Peanut butter, bacon
Elvis
Peanut, butter banana
Key Lime Pie
A whole slice of pie
Scotchness Monster
Butterscotch sauce, marshmallow krispy, almond
The Bee's Knees
Honey, graham cracker, cinnamon
Montezuma's Revenge
Cayenne, cinnamon, chocolate

Soft Drinks


Izze's Sparkling Juice
$2.00
All natural and caffeine free. Pink grapefruit or pomegranate.
Maine Root Brews
$2.00
Organic ginger brew or root beer
Can o' Soda
$1.75
Coke, diet coke, ginger ale, fizzy water, moxie
Mug o' Milk
$1.50
Mug o' Chocolate Milk
$2.00
Mug o' Soy, Rice, Almond Milk
$2.00
Mug o' Chocolate Soy, Rice, Almond Milk
$2.50
Blueberry Cocktail
$3.00
Pineapple or Grapefruit Juice
$1.50
Tomato, Cranberry or Orange Juice
$2.50
Mango or Peach Nectar
$3.50
Lemonade
$1.75
Limeade, kool-aid, tang, 1/2 & 1/2 (tea & lemonade)
Refillable & Silly Brewed Iced Tea
$2.95
Iced Coffee
$3.75
French Press Coffee
$3.95-6.95
Espresso (Double)
$2.45
Cappucino
$3.50
Latte
$3.50
Latte with Rice, Soy or Almond Milk
$4.50
Silly with Dutch Cocoa & Milk & Cream
$3.75
Almond Milk
$4.00
Vegan.
Tea Blend
$3.75
Peppermint, hibiscus, cranberry, coconut, lime peel, blueberries and lemon grass

Crepes, French Toast & Flatbread


Silly Crepes
$10.00
Silly made crepes filled and topped with choice of: Diced smoky ham, sauteed greens & caramelized onions topped with hollandaise sauce or goat cheese, warm mixed berries & whipped cream or sliced fresh bananas, silly made butterscotch sauce, chopped salted almonds & whipped cream
Bonzo Crepes
$10.50
Silly made chickpea flour & flax seed crepes filled and topped with choice of: diced smoky ham, sauteed greens & caramelized onions topped with hollandaise sauce or goat cheese, warm mixed berries & whipped cream or sliced fresh bananas, silly made butterscotch sauce, chopped salted almonds & whipped cream or sun flower seed butter, fresh banana & topped with warm mixed berries, gluten free & vegan.
Toast
$9.00
Silly's potato bread served french toast style topped with warm mixed berries, whipped cream & pumpkin pie spiced granola (contains nuts) served with maple syrup on the side
Stuffed Silly Toast
$10.50
Silly's potato bread served french toast style stuffed with house made lemon curd or cream cheese filling topped with warm mixed berries, whipped cream & pumpkin pie spiced granola (contains nuts)
Vegan SillyToast
8.50
Silly's vegan bread served french toast style topped with warm mixed berries & pumpkin pie spiced granola (contains nuts) served with maple syrup on the side. Vegan.

$From the Pizza Corner


Green eggs & Ham
$12.00
Char-grilled flat-bread topped with hollandaise sauce, spinach, diced smoky ham caramelized onions, 3 sunny side eggs, mozzarella & swiss cheese
Spudnik
$12.00
Char-grilled flat-bread topped with silly's own chorizo sausage gravy, sweet potatoes, sauteed greens, mozzarella cheese, fresh tomato & 3 sunny side eggs
Shell Shock
12.00
Char-grilled flat-bread with silly's spicy mango jerk sauce, chicken, caramelized onions, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers & 3 sunny side eggs

$Brunchy Stuff


The Full Monte
$12.00
Silly's potato bread done french toast style stacked with smoky sliced ham & melted swiss & mozzarella cheese topped with candied maple bacon served with home fries & maple syrup
Monster Hash
$12.00
A slice of char-grilled bread stacked high with silly's own corned pork hash, sunny side eggs, hollandaise sauce, spinach & pickled onions with home fries-served open faced
Ooh La La
$11.00
Silly's crepes stuffed with garlicky fried chicken then topped with thyme & black pepper honey served with home fries
1 Foot in the Gravy
$10.50
Sweet, red & white potato home fries topped with gluten free -gravy, bacon, cheese, 3 sunny side eggs & scallions
Kickin Chicken
$11.00
A silly made biscuit filled with garlic fried chicken strips topped with Silly's own chorizo sausage gravy and 2 sunny side eggs served with home fries
What the Shell is That
$10.00
Char-grilled bread stacked with purple cream cheese, maple sausage, over easy eggs, american cheese, caramelized onions, pickles & mayo served with home fries
Sunshine Toast
$10.00
Slices of French toast with the middles cut out & filled with fried eggs (no subs) topped with melted Swiss cheese & crispy bacon served with maple syrup & home fries
Oh Canada
$12.00
Char-grilled toast rounds topped with canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise sauce served with home fries
Break an Egg Burrito
$10.50
SautEed spinach, mushroom, onion, green & red peppers, pork or lamb sausage, scrambled eggs, hot sauce and cheddar served with sour cream & salsa
Egg Ception
$9.00
Choice of slices of smoky ham, bacon, buffalo tofu or maple sausage served with 2 eggs any style, sweet, red & white potato home fries & multigrain toast with cranberry honey butter
Make Your Own Hash
$11.00
Sweet, red & white potatoes, spinach, mushrooms, broccoli, onions, carrots, roasted garlic, white bean, ground kale & pumpkin seeds topped with sunny side eggs. Pick protein: Maple sausage gluten free, chorizo sausage gluten free, lamb & pork sausage gluten free, slices of ham gluten free, grilled chicken gluten free, bacon, buffalo tofu, no eggs-double portion of buffalo tofu vegan.
Gift of the Funghi
$12.50
Char-grilled mar Portobello mushroom(s) topped with sauteed spinach, tomato & white bean kale pumpkin seed pesto, poached eggs & hollandaise sauce with home fries. Gluten free.
I said Mush
$10.50
A vegan biscuit topped with veggie burger - gluten free and silly's own savory mushroom gravy - gluten free served with home fries. Vegan.
Hashpipe Burrito
$11.50
Silly's own black bean quinoa veggie burger - gluten free, sauteed tofu, mushroom, onion, peppers, sweet, red & white potatoes, vegan cheddar & vegan BBQ sauce.
Seize the Tempeh
$12.00
Silly's toast rounds char-grilled & topped with cold spinach, fresh tomato, tempeh sausage, sauteed caramelized onions, mushrooms, green & red peppers in spicy vegan topped with scallions & served with home fries - served benny style
The Veganator Scramble
12.00
Sauteed tofu with mushrooms, peppers, onions, broccoli & spice finished with a vegan spicy sauce served with home fries & silly made salsa. Vegan.

$Serious Sides


Demi Bacon Bowl
$3.50
Bowl of Bacon
$6.00
Candied Maple Bacon
$4.00
Ham Slices
$3.50
Side of Silly's Housemade Corned Pork Hash
$5.00
Gluten free.
Housemade Chorizo
$4.50
Maple or spicy lamb & pork sausage. Gluten free.
Tempeh Sausage
$4.50
Vegan.
Sweet, Red & White Potato Home Fries
$4.00
Gluten free, vegan.
Cup O Hollandaise
$3.00
Side of Chorizo Gravy or Mushroom Gravy
$3.50
Gluten free, vegan.
Real Maple Syrup
$1.50
Sauteed Greens & Chick Peas
$4.00
Gluten free, vegan.
Multigrain Toast or Biscuit
$2.00
Vegan. With cranberry honey butter or earth balance

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