Thirsty Joe's Cafe

Thirsty Joe's Cafe Menu

(508) 617-4218
379 Columbia St, Fall River, MA 02721

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Breakfast for Innovators


Cosmic Breakfast Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Our famous breakfast pizza is baked on a tasty flatbread, basted with a Parmesan peppercorn white sauce, smothered in a mozzarella cheese blend topped with a combination of fresh onions, bell peppers, eggs and choice of bacon, sausage, chicken, ham, roast beef or linguica.
Breakfast Burrito
$4.75-5.50
Imagine spiced home fries or hash browns, baked with fresh veggies, scrambled eggs, a special cheese blend and rolled into a warm spinach, wheat or sun dried tomato tortilla.
Earth Breakfast
$6.75-7.50
Served with salsa. Diced and spiced home fries or hash browns, baked with fresh veggies, basted with scrambled eggs, smothered in a special cheese blend topped with your choice of bacon, sausage, chicken, ham, roast beef or linguisa.
Omelet Platter
$5.75-6.50
Scrambled egg patties baked with fresh veggies and choice of bacon, sausage, chicken, ham, roast beef or linguica. Served with warm flatbread chips.
Oatmeal
$3.25-4.25
Bowl served with granola and fruit or berries of the day.
Yogurt
$2.25-3.50
Bowl served with granola and fruit or berries of the day.
Fruit Cup
$3.25-4.75
Fresh fruits, melon and berries.
Vegetarian Sandwich
$3.85
Swiss, american or provolone cheese, roasted broccoli, onions and bell peppers sprinkled with garlic herbs and served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread.
Linguica Sandwich
$4.95
Linguica with bell peppers, onions and mozzarella cheese blend served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread.
Energizer Sandwich
4.95
Ham, egg and mozzarella cheese blend served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread.

$Appetizers and Snacks


Nacho Chips and Salsa
$5.25
Nacho Cheese Platter with Salsa
$8.75
Crisp baked nachos smothered in cheese and our famous black bean and corn salsa. Served with a red tomato and spiced salsa
Flatbread Chips and Dip
$3.50
Baked Open Face Tortillas
$5.25
Cheese and 1 topping.
Quesadillas
$7.75
Chicken, ham or steak.
4 Piece Chicken Fingers
$6.75
Served with BBQ, ketchup or mustard sauce.
Baked Onion Wedges Platter
5.75
Served with BBQ, ketchup or mustard sauce.

$Salads and Soups

Carefully crafted combinations of fresh ingredients served with croutons and choice of Caesar, raspberry vinaigrette Parmesan peppercorn or ranch dressing.
Leafy Green House Salad
$5.25
Fresh tossed romaine lettuce mixed with sweet onions, mushrooms and bell peppers sprinkled with shaved carrots.
Mediterranean Salad
$6.25
Fresh tossed romaine lettuce mixed with spinach onions, bell peppers, mandarin oranges and sprinkled with an almond nut mix.
Chicken Caesar Salad
$6.75
Crisp romaine lettuce, slices of peppered chicken breast flavored with creamy Caesar dressing and sprinkled with Parmesan and mozzarella cheese and spicy croutons.
Spinach Salad
5.25
Fresh tossed spinach with sweet onions, mushrooms and bell peppers sprinkled with shaved carrots.

$Hearty Meals for Lunch and Dinner

All sandwiches baked to perfection and served warm. Choice of meats and veggies can be mixed and matched to your specifications. Served with a bag of chips from our wide choice of healthy, gluten free or veggie chips.
Ham & Cheese Sandwich Platter
$7.75
Choice cut sliced ham, with a mozzarella shredded cheese blend, or sliced American, Swiss or provolone cheese. Served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread. Includes a choice of chips and a dessert item.
Roast Beef Sandwich platter
$7.75
Choice cut sliced roast beef, with a mozzarella shredded cheese blend, or sliced American, Swiss or provolone cheese, bell peppers, and onions. Served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread. Includes a choice of chips and dessert item
Azorian Sandwich Platter
$7.75
Linguica or chouric with bell peppers, onions and mozzarella cheese blend served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread.
Vegetarian Sandwich Platter
$6.75
Swiss, American or provolone cheese, roasted broccoli, onions, and bell peppers sprinkled with garlic herbs and served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread. Choice of chips and dessert item.
Chicken Cordon Bleu sandwich platter
8.75
Swiss cheese, sliced ham, and tender chicken breast draped lightly with Parmesan peppercorn dressing and served on a Portuguese bolo or sweet bread. Choice of chips and dessert item.

$Sandwiches & Cold Cut Wraps

Carefully crafted combinations of fresh ingredients served on one of our spinach, tomato basil, wheat or gluten Free tortilla wraps or our delicious bread choices.
Vegetarian Wrap
$4.25
Crisp romaine lettuce or spinach, Swiss, american or provolone cheese, roasted broccoli, onions, mushrooms and bell peppers sprinkled with garlic herbs.
Chicken Caesar Wrap
$4.75
Crisp romaine lettuce or spinach, slices of peppered chicken breast flavored with creamy Caesar dressing and sprinkled with Parmesan and mozzarella cheese and spicy croutons.
Meat Lovers Paradise wrap
$5.75
Choice or combination of ham, roast beef, bacon with Swiss, American, mozzarella blend or provolone cheese, roasted broccoli, onions and bell peppers sprinkled with garlic herbs.
Turkey & Cheese Sandwich
$5.25
Choice of bread, spread with real mayonnaise, honey cranberry mustard, layered with spinach choice of cheese and sliced turkey breast.
Roast beef & Cheese Sandwich
$5.25
Choice of bread, spread with real mayonnaise, honey cranberry mustard, layered with spinach choice of cheese and sliced roast beef.
Ham & Cheese Sandwich
5.25
Choice of bread, spread with real mayonnaise, honey cranberry mustard, layered with spinach choice of cheese and spiced honey ham.

$Seafood Entree Specials

We offer many seasonal specials for a hearty or light faire dining experience.
Fish 'n Chips
$8.75
Fisherman's fillet of cod served on a bed of potatoes and vegetables garnished with lettuce and served with our warm baked flatbread chips.
Salmon 'n Chips
$8.75
Fisherman's fillet of salmon served on a bed of potatoes and vegetables garnished with lettuce and served with our warm baked flatbread chips.
Shrimp 'n Chips
8.75
Fisherman's fillet served on a bed of potatoes and vegetables garnished with lettuce and served with our warm baked flatbread chips.

$Gourmet Pizzas

All pizzas are baked to perfection and served on our grilled flatbread. Each hand crafted pizza is basted with one of our unique variety of sauces and smothered in our special mozzarella and cheddar cheese blend with your choice of toppings (Additional toppings add: $.75, Additional meats add: $1.00). Once baked they are sprinkled with our special garlic herb seasoning and sliced in narrow easy to eat wedges.
Cosmic Breakfast Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Our famous breakfast pizza is baked on a tasty flatbread, basted with a parmesan peppercorn white sauce, smothered in a mozzarella cheese blend topped with a combination of fresh onions, bell peppers, eggs and choice of bacon, sausage, chicken, ham, roast beef or linguica.
Portuguesa Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Brazilian ham and cheese. Sliced ham, eggs, corn and sweet peas with our Parmesan peppercorn white sauce.
Hawaiian Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Diced ham with pineapple and choice of sauce.
Southwestern Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Salsa, grilled pepper chicken breast, onions, bell peppers and sliced garlic.
Meat Lovers Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Choice of three meats - pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, chicken, roast beef and linguica.
Chicken BBQ Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Sweet Baby BBQ sauce with seasoned grilled chicken breast and sweet onions.
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Grilled chicken breast and sweet onions topped with Buffalo sauce.
Garlic Chicken Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Sliced chicken breast, Spinach and sliced fresh garlic.
Cajun Chicken Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Cajun seasoning with BBQ sauce, tender chicken breast and veggies.
Spinach Pesto Mushroom Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Sliced spinach leaf over a pesto sauce with mushrooms and onions.
Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Marinara sauce, topped with fresh onions, bell peppers, olives and diced spicy Italian sausage.
Veggie Lovers Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Pesto sauce, mushrooms, spinach, sliced tomatoes, onions and bell peppers.
Pepperoni & Cheese Pizza
$8.75-18.75
Sliced pepperoni with an option for olives and other toppings.
Roast Beef and Onions Pizza
8.75-18.75
Your choice of sauce, topped with our select cut roast beef sliced and mixed with diced onions.

$Pastries


Our Famous Muf-kins
$2.00-3.75
A variety of tasty bite size organic bran muffins baked with fruit juice, berries and chocolate or butterscotch chips.
Deep Dish Cookies
$1.25
Choice of macadamia nut, chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin and peanut butter fresh baked deep dish cookies.
"Sin-Oh-Man" Roll or featured Pastry
$2.75
A hearty sized cinnamon roll basted with sweet frosting served warm with a light glaze of pure maple syrup.
Crispy Bar Treats
2.75
A hearty sized rice crispy bars with various goodies in the mix.

$Dessert Pizza Favorites


Fruity Cream Cheese Pizza
$8.25
Rich cream cheese spread on our tasty grilled flatbread & topped with a choice of wild cherry, strawberry, blueberry and coated with your choice of chocolate, honey, strawberry, caramel or butterscotch sauce, and whipped cream.
Coconut Zinger Pizza
$8.25
A fluffy spread of marshmallow topped with shaved coconut and sprinkled with powdered sugar and drippings of chocolate.
Nutty Professor Pizza
8.25
Spread peanut butter covered with sliced bananas, apples and chocolate chips.

$Beverages to Thirstify Your Soul


Fresh Coffee Brew of the Day
$2.25-3.75
Chef's daily choices. Fresh brewed gourmet coffees from local and small batch roasters. Served variety of available raw sugars, sweeteners, honey and maple syrup. Your choice of coconut, almond or soy milk, Bailey's Irish cream, hazelnut or dairy milk and creamers.
Gourmet Espresso
$2.50-4.25
Specialty coffees and gourmet espressos prepared to order by our trained baristas. Latte, galon, cappuccino, espresso, cafe americano both iced and hot variations made with your choice of coconut, almond or soy milk, Bailey's Irish Cream, hazelnut or dairy milk and creamers.
Creamy Hot Chocolate
$2.25-3.25
Warm, soothing and tasty hot elixirs served with herbs, spiced apple slices or whipping cream.
Spiced Apple Cider
$2.25-3.25
Warm, soothing and tasty hot elixirs served with herbs, spiced apple slices or whipping cream.
Iced Coffee
$3.25-4.75
Served with your choice of flavors: Butterscotch caramel or chocolate. Your choice of coconut, almond or soy milk, Bailey's Irish cream, hazelnut or dairy milk and creamers.
Fruit Smoothie
$3.75-4.95
Choice of fresh frozen fruit blended with ice and choice of milks or fruit juice.
Fruit Juice
$2.25-3.25
Choice of apple, cranberry or orange juice.
"Galactic" Signature Lemonade - Cranberry/Honey
$2.25-3.75
Can be served with your choice of boba fruit pearls.
Old Fashioned Lemonade
$2.25-3.75
Can be served with your choice of boba fruit pearls.
Herbal Tea
$2.50-3.50
Choice of hot or cold herbal teas served with lemon choice of sugars or maple syrup.

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