SafeHouse Chicago

SafeHouse Chicago Menu

(312) 313-1007
60 East Ontario Street, Chicago, IL 60611

Q Branch Appetizers


Fried C4 Cheese Curds
$10.00
Mini plastic explosive cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded and dipped to order, they have anything but an inert flavor. Served with our top secret dipping sauces. vegetarian – code no meat.
Blacklisted Chicken Tenders
$14.00
Our secret twist on a classic...blackened and sautéed, these chicken tenders are served with a house-made Cajun orange marmalade.
Stasi Twists
$12.00
The Germans have nothing on these delicious twists. Freshly baked soft pretzels served with coarse salt, whole Grain Mustard, and house made Cheese Sauce for dipping. Vegetarian – code no meat.
Nachos Camp Stanley
$17.00
Spicy Sliders
$12.00
Clandestine burgers that are sure to make your mouth water. Three handcrafted mini burgers prepared with Cheddar cheese, chopped onion and topped with our house made clandestine chili, served on a sweet Hawaiian slider roll. Spicy.
R-Q1 Rings
$12.00
These towering beer battered Onion Rings will target anyone's appetite. Served with Sriracha Ketchup and our Signature sauce. Vegetarian – code no meat.
Camp X Poutine
$12.00
This specialty comes straight from the Canadian spy training center. French fries loaded with locally sourced Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds, portabello mushroom gravy and topped with a fried egg. Vegetarian – code no meat.
Bird Watchers
13.00
England has nothing on these all-American wings. Choose between classic buffalo style served with blue cheese, Texas dry rub served with ranch or Korean glaze topped with sesame seeds and cilantro and served with sweet Thai chili sauce.

$The Farm Salads


Wai Lin's Ahi Salad
$19.00
Seared pepper crusted ahi tuna with romaine, napa cabbage, toasted ramen noodles, sunflower seeds, snap peas, green onions, toasted almonds all tossed in a sweet and sour dressing.
The Big Green C
$14.00
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. Our version includes crisp romaine lettuce and grilled chicken tossed with croutons, Parmesan cheese, and a classic creamy Caesar dressing. The chief would approve.
Covert Chopped Salad
$15.00
Vegetarian style –code no meat. This freshly made salad is comprised of chopped romaine, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, maple pepper smoked bacon, blue cheese crumbles, and blackened chicken breast. Served with a house made the white balsamic dressing.
The Colombian
15.00
This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Shredded lettuce served with your choice of house-seasoned beef or house-smoked chicken. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar jack blend, pico de gallo, avocado crema and topped with seasoned tortilla strips. Tossed in a chipotle ranch dressing.

$Seals & Flaps Sandwiches


Prime Rib Timed Drop
$18.00
Tender, shaved prime rib, slow-roasted in-house and warmed in our succulent au jus. It will be retrieved at the "per-determined" moment piled high on a delicious ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing.
SR-71 Black Bird
$16.00
This stealth homemade marinated buttermilk fried chicken sandwich is served with chipotle mayo, lettuce, tomato all on a freshly baked brioche bun.
U571
$17.00
This house made meatball sub will torpedo any hunger. Made with 4 large meatballs, marinara, giardiniera, provolone cheese, served on a ciabatta roll.
Day Smart Turned Chicken
$15.00
Marinated chicken breast topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce and tomato all on a freshly baked brioche bun.
The Raven
$17.00
It's hard to resist the seduction of this sandwich. House-cured corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and top secret dressing.
Cuban Missile Crisis
$16.00
There is no confronting this house smoked pork sandwich. Served with shaved honey ham, honey mustard aioli, pickles, served on a ciabatta roll.
Goldfinger Grilled Cheese
14.00
A golden mixture of American cheese, Parmesan, and Pepperjack cheeses, as well as our house, made fried cheese curds. Served on a thick cut toast which is fried to a Golden brown and served with a side of marinara.

$Black Ops Burgers


Mission Impossible Burger
$16.00
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is two mouthwatering premium USDA Angus patties with smoked bacon, cheddar and pepper jack cheeses, onion rings and chipotle ranch. Complete with a "Self-destruct" jalapeño relish. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission.
The Provocateur Burger
$15.00
This operative comprises USDA Angus hand-patted burger topped with a spreadable brie and bacon jam. Sure to incite you and your fellow agents. Served with chips.
Double Agent Burger
$2.00
This conduit of disinformation comes with two all-beef patties, American cheese, sautéed red onions and our top secret burger sauce, all served on marble rye.
Moab Burger
$15.00
This is truly the Mother Of All Burgers. Our USDA hand-patted beef topped with American cheese bacon and an over easy egg. Topped with our secret sauce on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordnance air blast.
Smersh Burger
$14.00
This vegan black bean patty is preferred by Rosa Krebs to keep her counter-espionage agents like Grant fit and trim. Truly delicious with red peppers, sautéed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato and a creamy herb dressing on the side.
Spicy Burger
14.00
This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. Hand-patted smashed on a flat top and seasoned to perfection served on a freshly baked brioche bun. Spicy.

$Counter Intelligence Entrees


Licensed To Kill Cheese Macaroni
$18.00
Creamy cheese sauce tossed in pasta with tender chicken, pepper bacon, broccoli and chipotle peppers. Loaded with garlic bread crumbs. This soon-to-be favorite is a rogue agent. Vegetarian style - code no meat.
The Station Chief's Salmon
$25.00
Farm raised Atlantic pan seared salmon, Korean BBQ glaze, sautéed green beans served on house made Yukon mashed potatoes.
Mata Hari's Meatloaf
$18.00
House made meatloaf smothered in a portabello mushroom gravy and topped with onion straws, this was a favorite of Mata Hari while on a stakeout. We serve it over from scratch mashed potatoes. Don't ask for the recipe...it is top secret.
Blowback BBQ Ribs
$29.00
There are no unintended consequences with this house-made, slow-cooked pork ribs. No hands necessary, this fork-and-knife full rack of ribs is covertly served with cole slaw and fries.
Furtive Fish Fry
$15.00
A favorite any day of the week. Our hand-breaded cod is secretly served every day with french fries, coleslaw, and top gun tartar sauce.
JB Steak
$29.00
A steak fit for the ultimate spy. This pan seared New York Strip served with french fries and sautéed green beans.
Tradecraft Tacos
16.00
No understanding the methods to our taco madness. Hand-breaded cod, fried to order with cole slaw, cilantro, lime vinaigrette and chipotle ranch dressing served on flour tortillas.

$Comms Sides


Basket of Fries
$5.00
Side of Cole Slaw
$3.00
Basket of House Made Ranch Chips
$5.00
Side of Fresh Fruit
$6.00
Basket of House Made Ranch Chips
$5.00
Side of Fresh Fruit
$6.00
Albert Broccoli's Broccoli
6.00

$Beverage Bites


C4 Cheese Curds
$6.00
Camp Stanley Nachos
$6.00
R-Q1 Rings
$6.00
Bird Watcher Wings
6.00

$Dessert Menu Main


Bourne's Blackout Cake
$11.00
Rich moist chocolate cake with chocolate chips baked inside. Finished with a rich chocolate cream cheese icing and chocolate chips.
London is Falling
$10.00
House made cinnamon and vanilla bread pudding served with a vanilla creme Anglaise and chocolate sauce.
The Italian Job
$9.00
Moist vanilla cake filled with Italian mascarpone mousse with a hint of lemon. Topped with a buttery streusel topping.
Mr. Big's Brownie Cheese Cake
$10.00
Cheesecake loaded with cubes of brownie, baked atop a chewy brownie. Topped with vanilla mousse. Finished with chocolate ganache and walnuts.
Fat Bastard A.K.A. "F.B."
20.00
A colossal combination of brownie bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream. Topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and a sparkler. Defuse before eating.

$Kids Menu Main


Kids Jr. Spy Burger
$9.00
Served with french fries.
Kids Golden Gun Grilled Cheese
$10.00
Classic grilled cheese made with American cheese on buttery toasted white bread with french fries.
Kids Spyghetti
$10.00
Spaghetti noodles, house made meatball and marinara.
Kids Spyghetti
$10.00
Spaghetti noodles, house made meatball and marinara.
Kids Undercover Mac + Cheese
$10.00
Creamy white cheddar mac and cheese.
Kids Goldfingers
$10.00
Southern fried chicken tenders served with ranch or bbq sauce and french fries.

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