Pastry + Sweets
Cake Donut (v)
$1.80
Order by the each, get as many as you would like! *ALL DONUTS ARE MADE WITH LOCAL APPLE CIDER!** Our donuts are made in house daily. Always cake donuts, always vegan! We have 2-3 glazed flavors daily and Cinny Shug (our cinnamon sugar rolled donut) available every day. Occasionally a glaze may contain peanuts, tree nuts or coconut, so please indicate if you have an allergy. Check our Instagram for daily flavor updates! CONTAIN GLUTEN.
Almond Croissant
$4.90
Our infamous almond croissants--butter croissants are dried out, then dipped in bostock syrup, filled with almond cream and topped with sliced almonds before baking. (In case you missed it--this product contains almonds!)
Chocolate Pepita Bread (GF,V)
$6.75
Basically just one big ol' hunk of high quality chocolate cake. Made with dark chocolate, Valrhona cocoa powder, chocolate streusel and topped with pumpkin seeds. GF, V and nut free.
Chocolate Chip Cookie (GF)
Beware, these cookies are addictive! Made with oat flour, dark chocolate chips and a blend of secret ingredients, you'll never even miss the wheat. (Please note, our oat flour is NOT certified gluten free.)
Blueberry Muffin (V)
$2.60
Delicious and light, perfect with a cup of coffee or tea. Plus it's vegan!
Cinnamon Coffee Cake
$6.75
Cinnamon filling swirling into our coffee cake batter... perfect for slicing, toasting and slathering with butter before consuming.
1/2# CHAI Puppy Chow (gf,v)
6.00
chai puppy chow... made GF and vegan! Rice chex, high quality dark chocolate callets and organic peanut butter, tossed in powdered sugar. Made with Diaspora turmeric, ginger and other chai spices. *CONTAINS PEANUTS* 1/2 bag
$Egg Sandwiches
VEGAN Local Vege Burrito
$11.50
This veggie burrito includes a rotating veggie, local mushrooms, onions, potato chips, scrambled local tofu, vegan cheese blend + vegan chipotle mayo, wrapped in a big flour tortilla and seared to perfection. 100% vegan, 100% delicious!
The VEGGIE Bestest Seller
$12.00
A vegetarian version of our Bestest Seller... on our cheesy biscuit, a scrambled egg with Beyond veggie sausage, cheddar cheese blend, garlic chive mayo, tomato jam. Swap in bread, NO SUBS OR WRITE IN MODS. FOR THE VEGAN OR REGULAR VERSION, GO BACK TO MENU AND SELECT!
Local Veggie Burrito
$8.00
This veggie burrito includes loads of fresh veggies, onions, potato chips, scrambled egg, cheese blend + chipotle mayo, wrapped in a big flour tortilla and seared to perfection. Contains flour, egg, cheese. If you & #39;d like this vegan, please select the VEGAN option on the main menu page!
Smokey Breakfast Burrito
12.00
The height of comfort food... crispy bacon, Nueske&# 39;s ham, scrambled egg, cheese, and potato chips(oh yeah...it & #39;s good) wrapped up in a flour tortilla with chipotle crema. Seared to perfection for your maximum enjoyment.
$Brunch Favorites
GF Perfect Lox
11.50
Flax bread (GF,V), cream cheese, smoked salmon
$Toasted
Bagel + CREAM CHEESE
$3.55
Toasted with cream cheese on the side
Cheesy Herb Biscuit
$3.10
Toasted and buttered
Cheesy Herb Cornbread (GF)
$3.10
Toasted and buttered
Flax Bread (GF,V)
$3.10
Toasted and buttered **PLEASE INDICATE IF YOU&# 39; D LIKE VEGAN BUTTER IN THE MODIFIERS! ** Contains almonds.
Sourdough Toast (V)
$1.50
Toasted and buttered **PLEASE INDICATE IF YOU'D LIKE VEGAN BUTTER IN THE MODIFIERS!**
Butter Croissant
3.90
Flakey buttery croissants from our friends at pHlour Bakery down the street.
$Sides+Extras
Sides
Spreads
$1.00
Savory Jam
Breakfast Kits
Life Changing Bfast Sammie Kit
$30.00
Make 6 of our infamous biscuit sandwiches at home! Six cheesy biscuits or cornbread (gf), 8 oz garlic chive mayo, 8 oz tomato or onion jam, 6 eggs, 1.5 oz egg seasoning. Add on bacon pieces, bacon jam, ham, sausage, or veggie sausage (all 8 oz containers).
Veggie Biscuits + Gravy Kit
$30.00
6 cheesy biscuits, 6 organic cage-free eggs, 32 ounces Beyond Sausage veggie gravy. Gravy and biscuits contains dairy, wheat.
Sausage Biscuits + Gravy Kit
$30.00
6 cheesy herb biscuits, 6 organic free-range eggs, 32 ounces of housemade chicken sausage gravy. Gravy is pork free! Contains chicken, dairy, wheat.
Mint Hot Chocolate Kit (v)
$11.00
Quart of Oatly, 8 ounces of housemade chocolate syrup (choose classic or mint) and 4 packs of vegan marshmallows and candy canes. All vegan!
Cutting Chai Kit (v)
12.00
Bag of Tasting India's black cutting chai mix (SO GOOD), quart of Oatly and 8 ounces of our house organic simple syrup. Directions included. Chai bag makes at least 6 cups of chai.
$Take + Bake Pizzas
Have Smack Dab pizza anytime! Preheat oven to 400; place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone. If thawed, back 10-15 minutes or until crispy. From frozen, bake 15-20 or until desired crispness. Pull from oven and let rest for 1-2 minutes before cutting. Enjoy!!!Frozen Cheese Pizza
$11.25
Three cheese blend, red sauce on signature crust. Have Smack Dab pizza anytime!Preheat oven to 400;place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone.If thawed, back 10 - 15 minutes or until crispy.From frozen, bake 15 - 20 or until desired crispness.Pull from oven and let rest for 1 - 2 minutes before cutting.Enjoy!!!
Frozen Pepperoni Pizza
$12.25
Have Smack Dab pizza anytime! Preheat oven to 400; place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone. If thawed, back 10-15 minutes or until crispy. From frozen, bake 15-20 or until desired crispness. Pull from oven and let rest for 1-2 minutes before cutting. Enjoy!!!
Frozen Italian Sausage Pizza
$12.25
Three cheese blend, red sauce on signature crust with delicious Italian sausage. Have Smack Dab pizza anytime!Preheat oven to 400;place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone.If thawed, back 10 - 15 minutes or until crispy.From frozen, bake 15 - 20 or until desired crispness.Pull from oven and let rest for 1 - 2 minutes before cutting.Enjoy!!!
Frozen VEGAN Cheese Pizza
$12.25
Red sauce, vegan mozzarella. Classic and delicious
Frozen VEGAN Veggie Sausage Pizza
$13.00
Vegan veggie sausage, vegan mozzarella and vegan parmesan.
Frozen Mushroom Pizza
$12.25
RVR baby bella mushrooms, cheese and red sauce
Frozen Buffalo Cauliflower Pizza
$13.50
Frozen End Of A Giardiniera
$13.50
Red sauce, spinach, mushroom, spicy giardiniera
Frozen Go Ham Pizza
$13.50
White sauce, neuske’s ham, pickled ramps
Frozen Nice Asparagus Pizza
$13.50
White sauce, lemon zest, black pepper, asparagus
Frozen OMG Pizza
$13.50
Blush sauce (tomato cream), black olives, roasted garlic
Frozen Vegan Mushroom Pizza
$13.00
Frozen Hawaiian Pizza
13.00
Red sauce, cheese, pineapple, ham and red onion.
$Retail + Deli
Half Dozen Cheesy Herb Biscuits
$13.00
Half Dozen Cheesy Herb Cornbread (gf)
13.00
$Retail + Deli / Housemade Spreads
Bacon Jam 8oz
$16.00
our World Famous Bacon Jam... slow cooked Nueske's bacon, with onions and our secret mix of ingredients... blended to perfection. Great for spreading on toast, scrambling into eggs, or mixing into soup. (Gluten free + dairy free.Lasts for weeks in your fridge!) YUM!
Tomato Jam 8oz
$8.00
Our DELIGHTFUL Tomato Jam! Vegan and GF, this tomato jam is delicious spread on toast, added to scrambles or for dipping your potatoes in! Think ketchup's sophisticated older sister...
Onion Jam 8oz
$9.00
mmm... slow simmered red onions with red wine and balsamic, fresh herbs, reduced to a highly flavorful and sweet jam spread. This jam is great alongside cheese, on an omelette or spread on a grilled cheese. GF and vegan!
Cream Cheese 8oz
$4.00
Giardiniera Cream Cheese 8oz
5.00
$Retail + Deli / Coffee Beans
12 oz Retail: Halfwit Triforce Blend
$14.50
The Triforce Blend from Halfwit... the closest thing to brewing that Smack Dab brew at home. ;)
12 oz Retail Coffee Bag: Halfwit Moonbat
$14.00
12 oz bag of Halfwit's Moonbat Blend (this is what we use for our infamous coldbrew!)
12 oz Retail Coffee: Halfwit Guatemala Pachuj
$14.00
Every week we get a variety of single origin beans in, each hand selected by the Halfwit coffee team. Each variety is a medium roast and absolutely delicious!
12 oz Retail Coffee: Halfwit Honduras Finca La Mora
$16.00
Every week we get a variety of single origin beans in, each hand selected by the Halfwit coffee team. Each variety is a medium roast and absolutely delicious!
12oz Retail Coffee: Halfwit Zambia Isanya Estate
13.00
$Retail + Deli / Tea & Spices
Tasting India: Small Masala Chai Bag
8.00
This is quite literally some of the best black chai you will ever taste from Tasting India's Chef Jasmine! This bag will make at least 7 cups of black chai (beware, it's strong!) (Tea ingredients are: Loose leaf black Assam Tea, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black Pepper, Mace, fried Rose, Lemongrass, Cloves, Ginger, Fennel, Nutmeg, Geranium.) Recipe for a single cup of Masala Chai - In a saucepan, boil 1 / 4 cup water - Once it reaches a rapid boil, add 1 / 2 tbsp of Masala Chai mix(more, if you want a stronger cup) - Boil for 90 seconds then add 1 / 4 cup Milk - Boil for 2 minutes, strain into a cup and add your choice of sweetener. - Enjoy a steaming cup of Cutting Masala Chai!
$Brunch Favorites
GF Perfect Lox
13.23
Flax bread (GF,V), cream cheese, smoked salmon
$Toasted
Bagel + CREAM CHEESE
$4.08
Toasted with cream cheese on the side
Cheesy Herb Biscuit
$3.57
Toasted and buttered
Cheesy Herb Cornbread (GF)
$3.57
Toasted and buttered
Flax Bread (GF,V)
$3.57
Toasted and buttered **PLEASE INDICATE IF YOU'D LIKE VEGAN BUTTER IN THE MODIFIERS!** Contains almonds.
Sourdough Toast (V)
$1.73
Toasted and buttered **PLEASE INDICATE IF YOU'D LIKE VEGAN BUTTER IN THE MODIFIERS!**
Butter Croissant
4.31
Flakey buttery croissants from our friends at pHlour Bakery down the street.
$Sides+Extras
Sides
Spreads
Savory Jam
Pastry + Sweets
Chocolate Chip Cookie (GF)
Beware, these cookies are addictive! Made with oat flour, dark chocolate chips and a blend of secret ingredients, you'll never even miss the wheat. (Please note, our oat flour is NOT certified gluten free.)
Blueberry Muffin (V)
$2.99
Delicious and light, perfect with a cup of coffee or tea. Plus it's vegan!
Chocolate Pepita Bread (GF,V)
$7.76
Basically just one big ol' hunk of high quality chocolate cake. Made with dark chocolate, Valrhona cocoa powder, chocolate streusel and topped with pumpkin seeds. GF, V and nut free.
Cinnamon Coffee Cake
$7.76
Cinnamon filling swirling into our coffee cake batter... perfect for slicing, toasting and slathering with butter before consuming.
Cake Donut (v)
$2.01
Order by the each, get as many as you would like! *ALL DONUTS ARE MADE WITH LOCAL APPLE CIDER!** Our donuts are made in house daily. Always cake donuts, always vegan! We have 2-3 glazed flavors daily and Cinny Shug (our cinnamon sugar rolled donut) available every day. Occasionally a glaze may contain peanuts, tree nuts or coconut, so please indicate if you have an allergy. Check our Instagram for daily flavor updates! CONTAIN GLUTEN.
Almond Croissant
5.46
Our infamous almond croissants--butter croissants are dried out, then dipped in bostock syrup, filled with almond cream and topped with sliced almonds before baking. (In case you missed it--this product contains almonds!)
$Drink Specials
Sweater Weather Latte
So cozy! Fall Spice Syrup (cinnamon, turmeric, ginger, clove, sage, cardamom, mace, vanilla and allspice--daaaaaaang), with double shot of espresso and choice of milk!
Salted Caramel Latte
Housemade salted caramel syrup (vegan), mixed with double shot of espresso and your choice of milk.
London Fog Tea Latte
Organic black tea, steamed Oatly, house cinnamon and hazelnut syrup (contains nuts)
The Native Maple Latte
Housemade syrup with maple extract, liquid smoke and vanilla. Double shot of espresso and your choice of milk. Iced or hot!
Cold Brew Latte
$5.00
Milk with cold brewed coffee concentrate and simple syrup if you like.... a nice alternative to a traditional espresso latte with a bit more of a caffeine kick! 16 oz size only
Cinnamon Coldbrew
$5.30
our infamous coldbrew with housemade cinnamon syrup (cannot be unsweetened)
Cardamom Coldbrew
$5.30
our infamous coldbrew with housemade cardamom syrup (cannot be unsweetened)
Hazelnut Coldbrew
5.30
our infamous coldbrew with housemade hazelnut syrup (contains nuts)
$Coffee
Drip Coffee
Custom Smack Dab blend from Halfwit Coffee Roasters here in Chicago!
Coldbrew Coffee
$4.25
Definitely some of the best in the city... brewed from Halfwit Coffee's Moonbat blend. Get it black, with Oatly, Sassy Cow whole milk or housemade organic cane sugar simple syrup. 16 oz size only
Latte
Double shot of Halfwit espresso and your choice of milk. Feel free to add an extra shot or other upgrades in the mods!
Mocha
Double shot of Halfwit espresso, housemade Valrhona chocolate syrup and your choice of milk. Add upgrades in the modifiers!
Dirty Chai (v)
Our infamous "golden chai" (made with Oatly oat milk, turmeric, ginger, and loads of other spices)with a double shot of Halfwit espresso added.
Cappuccino
Double shot of espresso with nice and frothy Oatly or whole milk.
Americano
Double shot of espresso stretched with hot or cold water.
Coldbrew CONCENTRATE 16 oz
12.00
16 oz. Perfect for stashing in your fridge... just cut one to one with water. Lasts for two weeks!
$Tea + Juice + Soda
Golden Chai (v)
Our housemade chai... totally caffeine free, made with turmeric, ginger + loads of spices... boiled the traditional way with Oatly oat milk, so it's vegan!
Lemonade
$3.45
Our house made lemonade. Lemon juice, sugar and water. Cool off with a glass! 16 oz
Topo Chico Mineral Water
$3.45
Martinelli's Apple Juice
$3.45
Mexican Coca Cola
3.39
$Catering
Drip Coffee Brunch Box
23.58
96 oz of Smack Dab coffee goodness! Feel free to add on 8 oz of cream, Oatly + simple syrup.
$Take + Bake Pizzas
Have Smack Dab pizza anytime! Preheat oven to 400; place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone. If thawed, back 10-15 minutes or until crispy. From frozen, bake 15-20 or until desired crispness. Pull from oven and let rest for 1-2 minutes before cutting. Enjoy!!!Frozen Cheese Pizza
$12.65
Three cheese blend, red sauce on signature crust. Have Smack Dab pizza anytime!Preheat oven to 400;place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone.If thawed, back 10 - 15 minutes or until crispy.From frozen, bake 15 - 20 or until desired crispness.Pull from oven and let rest for 1 - 2 minutes before cutting.Enjoy!!!
Frozen Pepperoni Pizza
$13.80
Have Smack Dab pizza anytime! Preheat oven to 400; place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone. If thawed, back 10-15 minutes or until crispy. From frozen, bake 15-20 or until desired crispness. Pull from oven and let rest for 1-2 minutes before cutting. Enjoy!!!
Frozen Italian Sausage Pizza
$13.80
Three cheese blend, red sauce on signature crust with delicious Italian sausage. Have Smack Dab pizza anytime!Preheat oven to 400;place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone.If thawed, back 10 - 15 minutes or until crispy.From frozen, bake 15 - 20 or until desired crispness.Pull from oven and let rest for 1 - 2 minutes before cutting.Enjoy!!!
Take + Bake Mushroom Pizza
$11.50
Three cheese blend, red sauce on signature crust with River Valley Ranch roasted mushrooms. Have Smack Dab pizza anytime!Preheat oven to 400;place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone.If thawed, back 10 - 15 minutes or until crispy.From frozen, bake 15 - 20 or until desired crispness.Pull from oven and let rest for 1 - 2 minutes before cutting.Enjoy!!!
Frozen VEGAN Cheese Pizza
$13.80
Red sauce, vegan mozzarella. Classic and delicious
Frozen VEGAN Veggie Sausage Pizza
$14.95
Vegan veggie sausage, vegan mozzarella and vegan parmesan.
Take + Bake Spinach and Fresh Corn Pizza
14.95
Three cheese blend, red sauce on signature crust. Blush sauce, mushroom, black olive, garlic Have Smack Dab pizza anytime!Preheat oven to 400;place pizza directly on rack or on a pizza stone.If thawed, back 10 - 15 minutes or until crispy.From frozen, bake 15 - 20 or until desired crispness.Pull from oven and let rest for 1 - 2 minutes before cutting.Enjoy!!!
$Coffee Beans
12 oz Retail: Halfwit Triforce Blend
$16.00
The Triforce Blend from Halfwit... the closest thing to brewing that Smack Dab brew at home. ;)
12 oz Retail Coffee Bag: Halfwit Moonbat
$14.95
12 oz bag of Halfwit's Moonbat Blend (this is what we use for our infamous coldbrew!)
12 oz Retail Coffee: Halfwit Guatemala Pachuj
$16.10
Every week we get a variety of single origin beans in, each hand selected by the Halfwit coffee team. Each variety is a medium roast and absolutely delicious!
12 oz Retail Coffee: Halfwit Honduras Finca La Mora
$16.10
Every week we get a variety of single origin beans in, each hand selected by the Halfwit coffee team. Each variety is a medium roast and absolutely delicious!
12 oz Retail Coffee: Halfwit Ethopia Mulish
16.10
Every week we get a variety of single origin beans in, each hand selected by the Halfwit coffee team. Each variety is a medium roast and absolutely delicious!
$Tea & Spices
Tasting India: Small Masala Chai Bag
$8.50
This is quite literally some of the best black chai you will ever taste from Tasting India's Chef Jasmine! This bag will make at least 7 cups of black chai (beware, it's strong!) (Tea ingredients are: Loose leaf black Assam Tea, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black Pepper, Mace, fried Rose, Lemongrass, Cloves, Ginger, Fennel, Nutmeg, Geranium.) Recipe for a single cup of Masala Chai - In a saucepan, boil 1 / 4 cup water - Once it reaches a rapid boil, add 1 / 2 tbsp of Masala Chai mix(more, if you want a stronger cup) - Boil for 90 seconds then add 1 / 4 cup Milk - Boil for 2 minutes, strain into a cup and add your choice of sweetener. - Enjoy a steaming cup of Cutting Masala Chai!
LARGE Diaspora Co Turmeric Jar
$21.85
Single origin Pragati Turmeric sourced by Diaspora Co. 140 grams = 44 teaspoons of the best quality turmeric around. Diaspora Co pays farmers minimum 2x more than other vendors, same year harvest for highest flavor, potency and freshness. THESE SPICES ARE AMAZING!
Diaspora Guntur Sannam Chilli 65g
$12.65
Single origin guntur sannam chilli sourced by Diaspora Co. They pay farmers minimum 2x more, same year harvest for highest flavor, potency and freshness. So good on eggs, veggies, roasted meats, sauces, curries...you name it, it & #39;s good!
Diaspora Aranya Pepper 65g
12.65
Single origin aranya pepper sourced by Diaspora Co. Put this in your pepper grinder for an instant upgrade to your spices! Our favorite is to use this along with the turmeric to make some amazing golden milks! Diaspora Co pays farmers a minimum 2x more than other fair trade organizations, same year harvest for highest flavor, potency and freshness.
$Chocolate
58% Oat Milk Mini Chocolate Bar
$1.14
58% chocolate... This bar reminds us of homemade granola covered in chocolate; it could be breakfast, but it could also be dessert. Cane sugar-free. All vegan!
60% Coconut Milk Mini Chocolate Bar
1.14
This is a vegan dark milk chocolate. It’s proof that we can, sometimes, have it all. It’s a silky, smooth utopian bar that catapults you into peak summer, with lush notes of berries and cream. Made with single origin Ugandan cacao from Semuliki Forest and pure shredded coconut. Once referred to by Edible Brookyn as "an actual dream."
$Spreads
Bacon Jam 8oz
$18.40
our World Famous Bacon Jam... slow cooked Nueske&# 39;s bacon, with onions and our secret mix of ingredients...blended to perfection.Great for spreading on toast, scrambling into eggs, or mixing into soup. (Gluten free + dairy free.Lasts for weeks in your fridge!) YUM!
Tomato Jam 8oz
$8.05
Our DELIGHTFUL Tomato Jam! Vegan and GF, this tomato jam is delicious spread on toast, added to scrambles or for dipping your potatoes in! Think ketchup's sophisticated older sister...
Onion Jam 8oz
$9.20
mmm... slow simmered red onions with red wine and balsamic, fresh herbs, reduced to a highly flavorful and sweet jam spread. This jam is great alongside cheese, on an omelette or spread on a grilled cheese. GF and vegan!
Cream Cheese 8oz
$4.60
Giardiniera Cream Cheese 8oz
$5.75
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