The Funny Farm Restaurant

The Funny Farm Restaurant Menu

(408) 244-4424
3245 Stevens Creek Blvd, San Jose, CA 95117

Snax


3 Piece Sliders
$9.89
Perfect for snacking or sharing. Choose 1: Cubano, BBQ pulled pork or Angus cheeseburger.
Lil Peckers
$9.89
A basket of our all white meat chicken tender fritters. Served with ranch, BBQ, or sweet and sour sauce.
Beet It!
$7.49
Marinated red and gold beets bruschetta topped with crumbled feta cheese, served w/house made pita chips.
Sausage Party
8.89
Fire roasted sausages with pickles and mustards to accompany.

$Tots and Fries


Steak Cut Fries
$6.49
Big chunky fries, golden brown and seasoned to perfection.
Stinky Fries
$7.89
Our signature steak fries, bathed in our house-made garlic sauce and dusted with Parmesan cheese.
Fully Loaded Tots
$10.49
A pile of crispy tater tots, loaded with cheddar and Jack cheese, bacon, sour cream and thin cut scallions.
Philly Tots
13.89
A pile of crispy tater tots, loaded with cheddar and Jack cheese, bacon, funny farm sauce, grilled peppers and onions, thin sliced Philly steak and provolone cheese.

$Burgers

Served with steak cut fries.
The Farm Burger
$13.98
Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.
The Impossible Burger
$17.89
The best plant based burger patty you have ever had. eats like a beef burger, but is completely meatless. Served fully dressed on our brioche roll with American cheese and grilled onions.
The Cowboy Burger
$15.89
1/3 lb. Angus beef patty, chopped, pulled, pork rib meat, stuffed into an onion ring, on a toasted brioche roll, with lettuce, tomato and pickles with funny farm sauce.
Philly Burger
$15.89
Classic Angus beef burger topped with shaved Philly beef, grilled onions and peppers, provolone and American cheese, garnished with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.
City Slicker Burger
$13.89
Our 1/3 lb. patty char-grilled and loaded onto Parmesan sourdough bread, with Swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion and funny farm sauce.
Truffle Shuffle Burger
$15.89
Angus beef patty, Swiss cheese, bacon, mushrooms sauteed with white truffle oil, and funny farm sauce. No burger produce on this umami bomb!
The Frenchie Burger
$13.89
Crispy white meat chicken tenders are topped with stacks of shaved black forest ham, and melted Swiss cheese. Finished with lettuce, tomato and pickles, on a grilled brioche roll.
The MEGA-Burger!
$15.89
This is a whopper of a cheeseburger! 2-1/4lb patties, 4 slices of American cheese, and deep fried mac n cheese!!
Get Shorty!
$14.89
A third pound Angus beef patty, braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made tomato ketchup.
UFO Burger
$14.98
It's outta this world! Two 1/4 pound Angus beef patties, crispy bacon, pepper jack cheese, monkey sauce, jalapeno poppers, and a jalapeno frico.
The Barnyard Burger
17.89
This GIANT Starts with our classic Angus beef burger, then we crank it up with a pork rib stuffed onion ring, BBQ sauce, American cheese, fried chicken tenders, and a runny egg!

$Reetos

Served with steak cut fries.
Fried Chicken BLT
$14.89
Fried chicken tenders, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, ranch dressing, cheddar and jack cheese.
Burgereeto
$13.89
It’s the whole deal in 1. Angus beef burger, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, FF sauce and fries, all wrapped in a flour tortilla.
Porkasaurus Rex
$14.89
Pulled pork, shaved black forest ham, crispy bacon, Jack, cheddar cheese, tots and BBQ Sauce.
Monte Cristo
14.89
Our nod to this famous sandwich includes turkey, black forest ham. Bacon and Swiss cheese. It’s wrapped in a tortilla and then deep fried chimichanga style. Allow extra time.

$Melts

Served with steak cut fries.
6 Cheese Grilled Cheese
$10.49
Sourdough bread grilled DGB in our buttery Parmesan spread, stuffed with gooey American, Provolone and Swiss cheeses and served with a side of pure maple syrup for your dipping pleasure. Add bacon or ham for an additional charge.
Angus Beef Patty Melt
$13.89
1/3 lb. Angus beef patty, seasoned and grilled on the flat top. American cheese, grilled onion and funny farm sauce.
Sorry Charlie Tuna
$12.00
Thick cut grilled brioche stuffed with our tuna salad, grilled onions, tomato slices and American cheese.
The Wonderbird
$12.98
Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, tomato slices on grilled sourdough bread.
El Jeffe
$14.89
Shredded mojo pork, shaved black forest ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard, pickles, on grilled and thick cut brioche.
The Firebird
$13.89
Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, fire roasted red peppers, with our Monkey sauce and zesty pepper spread, on grilled sourdough bread.
Philly Steak Melt
14.89
Thinly shaved beef, American and provolone cheese, grilled onions and peppers and our house seasoning blend, on thick cut brioche.

$Breakfast

Served all day.
The Early Bird
$12.89
A breakfast reeto for any time of the day. Bacon, 2 eggs, ham, American, Jack and cheddar cheeses, tater tots and salsa.
Mother Clucker
$13.89
The perfect breakfast for anytime! It’s a grilled cheese stuffed with 2 fried eggs, black forest ham, bacon and American cheese.
BFD Burger
15.00
Angus beef patty, fried egg, black forest ham, bacon, American cheese, and tater tots, loaded onto a buttery, grilled brioche roll with monkey sauce.

$Desserts


Nutella Chimi Churro
$6.00
Fresh banana, Nutella and fresh strawberries, wrapped in a tortilla, and deep fried chimichanga style, rolled in cinnamon sugar and drizzled with dark chocolate and caramel sauces.
Cheesecake Chimi Churro
$6.00
New York style cheesecake, fresh strawberries, strawberry filling, wrapped in a tortilla and deep fried chimichanga style, rolled in cinnamon sugar and drizzled with dark chocolate and strawberry sauces.
Moni's Famous Peach Cobbler
$7.00
The most incredible combination of peaches, cake, butter, sugar and cinnamon that you've ever had.
Strawberry Tres Leches
$7.00
Super moist tres leches cake, with fresh strawberries, strawberry sauce, and chocolate sauce drizzle!
Double Chocolate Salted Caramel Brownie Sundae
7.00
A warm double chocolate brownie, topped with chocolate, and salted caramel sauces. Served with whipped cream.

$Poutine

Imagine our thick cut steak fries, bathed in luscious gravy, with melty cheese curds. That's just the beginning!
Poutine
$10.89
Say poo-teen. Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with cheddar cheese curds and drowned in our classic poutine sauce.
Bacon Cheeseburger Poutine
$11.98
Our Classic poutine with the addition of Angus beef patty, bacon, American cheese, and Funny Farm sauce.
Beef Short Rib Poutine
$11.98
Our Classic poutine with the addition of braised beef short rib and crispy onion strings.
Buffalo Chicken Poutine
$11.98
Our Classic poutine with the addition of fried chicken tenders in buffalo sauce, w/blue cheese dressing, and diced celery.
Notorious P.I.G.
13.89
Our Classic poutine with the addition of pulled pork, bacon, smoky rib meat, BBQ sauce, and scallions.

$Salads

These Salads are both a great starter, or a full meal!
Hail Caesar
$11.00
The Emperor of salads! Romaine, shaved parm, dressing, croutons.
The BLT Wedgie
$11.49
Crisp lettuce, Tangy Gorgonzola, crunchy bacon, sweet tomatoes. Served with Blue Cheese Dressing.
The BEET Goes On!
$11.89
Roasted red & golden beets with creamy goat cheese, spring salad, citrus vinaigrette, toasted pistachios.
COBB CLASSIC
11.89
Turkey, bacon, cheddar/jack cheese, HB egg, tomato, avocado, spring salad.

$Beverages

Wash down that tasty meal!
Mexican Coke Bottle
$4.00
Real sugar soda pop!
Jarritos Flavor Variety
$4.00
Real sugar soda pop!
Bottled Water
$2.00
Sparkling Water
$3.00
Lime, Lemon

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