The Funny Farm Restaurant

The Funny Farm Restaurant Menu

(408) 681-9501
4898 San Felipe Rd, San Jose, CA 95135

Snax


Chicken Wing-a-Lings
Wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing.
3 Sliders
$10.00
Our Sliders come in packs of three delicious bite sized treats! Choose from BBQ Pulled Pork, Cubano, or Buffalo Chicken.
Fully Loaded Tots
$10.49
A pile of crispy tater tots, loaded up with cheddar and Jack cheese, bacon, sour cream and thin cut scallions.
Lil' Peckers
$10.89
A basket of all white meat chicken tender fritters.
Cowabunga Stix
9.89
Six crispy, beer battered, fried mozzarella sticks, served with marinara for your dipping enjoyment!

$Burgers


The Farmburger
$13.89
Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and Funny Farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.
The Cowboy Burger
$15.89
1/3 lb. Angus beef patty, chopped pulled pork rib meat, stuffed into an onion ring, on a toasted brioche roll, with lettuce, tomato and pickles, with Funny Farm sauce.
Philly Burger
$15.89
Classic Angus beef burger topped with shaved Philly beef, grilled onions and peppers, provolone and American cheese, garnished with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and Funny Farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.
City Slicker
$13.89
1/3 lb. patty char-grilled and loaded onto Parmesan sourdough bread, with Swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion, and Funny Farm sauce.
The Impossible Burger
$17.89
The best plant based burger patty you have ever had. Eats like a beef burger, but is completely meatless! Served fully dressed on our brioche roll, with American cheese and grilled onions.
The Truffle Shuffle
$15.89
Our toasted brioche roll is dressed with Funny Farm burger sauce, then topped with our fresh Angus beef patty. Gooey Swiss cheese melted on top, and its then buried in a pile of white truffle grilled mushrooms, and crispy bacon. No burger produce on this one.
Get Shorty
16.89
Our fresh angus beef Farmburger, fully loaded, then topped with Jack & cheddar cheeses, three ounces of braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made ketchup!

$Reetos


Fried Chicken BLT Reeto
$14.89
Fried chicken tenders, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, ranch dressing.
Mahna-Mahna Reeto
$10.00
Crispy little balls of falafel, wrapped in a tortilla with lettuce, tomato, red onion, tahini sauce, chili sauce, steak fries and pickles. Served with steak cut fries.
Porkasaurus Rex Reeto
$14.89
Pulled pork, shaved Black Forest ham, crispy bacon, Jack and cheddar sauce cheese, tots, BBQ sauce.
The Early Bird Reeto
$12.89
Bacon, 2 eggs, ham, American, jack and cheddar cheeses, tater tots, and salsa.
Monte Cristo Reeto
$14.89
Turkey, Black Forest ham, bacon, and Swiss cheese. Wrapped in a tortilla, and then deep fried chimichanga style.
The Burger Reeto
13.98
Angus beef patties, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, red onion, steak fries and Funny Farm sauce, all wrapped up Reeto style!

$Melts


Six Cheese Grilled Cheese
$10.49
Sourdough bread grilled DGB in our Parmesan cheddar jack spread, stuffed with gooey American, provolone, and Swiss cheeses, and served with a side of pure maple syrup for dipping pleasure.
Angus Beef Patty Melt
$13.98
1/3 lb. Angus beef patty, seasoned and grilled on the flat top with American cheese, grilled onion and funny farm sauce.
The Wonderbird
$14.89
Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, tomato sliced on grilled sourdough bread.
Philly Steak Melt
$12.98
Thinly shaved beef, American and provolone cheeses, grilled onions and peppers and house seasoning blend, on thick cut brioche.
The Firebird
$14.89
Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, fire roasted red peppers, with sweet onion chipotle sauce and zesty pepper spread, on grilled sourdough bread.
Mother Clucker
$13.89
It's a grilled cheese stuffed with 2 fried eggs, Black Forest ham, bacon, and American cheese.
El Jeffe
$14.89
Shredded mojo pork, shaved Black Forest ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard and pickles, on grilled, thick cut brioche.
MEGAMelt- A Monster of a Grilled Cheese!
$13.89
This gooey monster features our grilled golden brioche toast, stuffed with tons of American cheese, and fried mac n cheese! served with some pure dark maple syrup on the side for dipping!
IMPOSSIBLE Patty Melt
17.89
Veggie version of the Patty melt, our 1/4lb IMPOSSIBLE plant based patty is seasoned and grilled on the flat top with American cheese, grilled onion and funny farm sauce. Stuffed into our grilled golden brioche toast.

$Other Eats


Chicken Poblano Quesadilla
$7.00
Guajillo chicken, grilled red onion and poblano peppers, are stuffed into flour tortilla that is bursting with gooey cheese and grilled to a perfect delicious golden brown.
The Frenchie
13.89
Fried white meat chicken tenders are topped with stacks of shaved Black Forest ham, and melted Swiss cheese. Finished with lettuce and tomato, on a grilled brioche roll.

$French Fries


Steak Cut Fries
$7.49
Big chunky fries, golden brown, seasoned to perfection.
Poutine (Say POO-TEEN)
$10.49
Say Poo-Teen. Signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheesy and drowned in classic poutine sauce.
Stinky Fries
8.49
Signature steak fries, bathed in house-made garlic sauce and dusted with Parmesan cheese.

$Refreshments

Something to wash down the CraZy GoOd FoOD!
Bottled H2O
$3.00
Yup Water. Your body needs it!
Unsweetened Iced Tea
$3.00
In a bottle. Refreshing!
Flavored Sparkling H2O
$3.00
Various flavors, no sweeteners. Calistoga, Perrier, or La Croix. It will be a surprise!
Snapple
3.00
Sweet tea in a bottle. Peach, Raspberry, or lemon. What do you prefer? We will sub if out of stock.

$Poutine

Say Poo-Teen! Thant most amazing treat from North of the border!
CLASSIC POUTINE
$10.99
Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheese curds and drowned in our savory poutine gravy.
BACON CHEESEBURGER POUTINE
$13.89
Our classic poutine with the addition of Angus beef patty, bacon, American cheese, and funny farm sauce.
BUFFALO CHICKEN POUTINE
$12.89
Our classic poutine with the addition of fried chicken tenders in buffalo sauce, with blue cheese dressing, and diced celery.
BEEF SHORTRIB POUTINE
$13.89
Our classic poutine with the addition of braised beef short rib and crispy onion strings.
NOTORIOUS P.I.G. POUTINE
$14.89
Our classic poutine with the addition of pulled pork, bacon, smoky rib meat, BBQ sauce, and scallions.

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